Cellular (2004)

Rick Hoffman: Lawyer

Quotes 

• WLSUU2 Lawyer : [trying to get his car out of the impound lot]  Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"

• Ryan : Look, give me your phone or I shoot your car.

  WLSUU2 Lawyer : Oh, hell no, hell no. Why would you do something awful like that?

• WLSUU2 Lawyer : [after Ryan swerves his car in front of him]  What the hell is your problem, man? What the hell is your problem? You want to tussle?

  Ryan : [pulls out his gun]  Give me your phone!

  WLSUU2 Lawyer : Oh snaps.

• WLSUU2 Lawyer : [Talking on his cell phone]  I'm tellin' ya, I'm sitting in it right now. It's a brand new Porsche Carrera. The partners gave it to me. Mm-hm, sugar. Brand new, arctic blue convertible. It goes zero to 60 in 5.2 seconds. Takes the girls' panties down in 3.5 seconds.

  [Phone line gets suddenly disrupted by Jessica and Ryan] 

  WLSUU2 Lawyer : Hey, this is a private call. Get off my line! Mom, are you still there?