The Haunted Mansion (2003)

Aree Davis: Megan

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• [last lines] 

  Madame Leota : Angels in Heaven, together at last. The tale is well ended for those who have passed. Love endures all, no reason, no rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all the time.

  Megan : Mom, Leota won't shut up.

  Michael : Are we there yet?

  Megan : I'm getting pretty hungry.

  Michael : Can we stop for some pizza?

  Jim : Hey, how long before we get there, Sara?

  Sara Evers : Twenty minutes, tops.

  Jim : Nothing takes twenty minutes.

• Megan : [about the inside of Gracey Manor]  Smells like Grandma's house.

  Michael : Worse, it smells like Grandma.

• Megan : They're ghosts, Dad.

  Jim : They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right.

  [insulted, Emma turns into mist and re-appears right in front of Jim] 

  Emma : Hey!

  Jim : Whoa!

• [Jim, ignoring the ghosts, just wants to get out of the house] 

  Megan : But Dad, we have to help them!

  Jim : You can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help. That's the nature of being dead.

• Jim : Well, great, I'm in, let's get this key!

  Megan : There's only one problem: how do we get out of here?

  Jim : Yeah, how do we get out of here?

  Ezra : Well, there's always, uh... my way.

  [cut to ghostly horse-drawn carriage crashing through the wall of the Mansion] 

• Megan : [whacks spider]  There. Ya happy?

  Jim : No, I'm not happy! I'm trying to show Michael how important it is to whack your own spiders!

  Megan : [walking away]  Whatever.

• Jim : [just escaped from the haunted musical instruments that were chasing him and runs into Michael, Megan, Ezra and Emma]  Michael! Megan, you okay?

  Megan : We're fine, thanks.

  Jim : Alright, get your things. Let's get out of here. Let's go.

  Megan : But dad, we have a problem.

  Jim : What? Because of the rain? Look, we're gonna get a little wet. Let's just find your mom and let's get out of here. Let's go!

  Ezra : I'm afraid that's not possible. She can't leave!

  Jim : And why not?

  [Ezra apparates from upstairs, right behind Jim, startling him] 

  Ezra : Because she can't! If l could tell you, l would. But l can't, so l won't, okay?

  Jim : Hey, how'd you... Hey, look. Come on. Daddy's having more hallucinations. Let's go right now. Let's go.

  Megan : They're ghosts, Dad.

  Jim : They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken. It didn't taste right.

  [Emma apparates right in from of Jim from the top of the stairs, startling him again] 

  Emma : Hey! It's not the chicken!

  Jim : All right! It's not the chicken! It's not the chicken. But we're still getting out of here.

  Megan : But dad, we have to help them.

  Jim : Hey, you can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help. That's the nature of being dead.

  Ezra : The man's talking sense. Everyone should just keep their noses in their own business.

  Megan : But dad, we have to help them break the curse.

  Jim : Why is everybody talking about a curse? Wait a minute, have you been talking to that crazy green gypsy in the giant paperweight?

  Emma : [to Ezra]  Gypsy! He found the gypsy! We've gotta go back to see her.

  [Jim panics] 

  Jim : No back! I'm not going back!

  Megan : But, Dad!

  Jim : Hey, they had me floating all around the room!

  Megan : Dad!

  Jim : [pantomimes what he just went through as he's saying it]  Hey, l was strapped to a chair, floating around the room with a marching band chasing me! I'm not going back anywhere! Forget it, Casper!