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2/10
may the juggs be with you
trashgang26 May 2011
There is not much to say for this flick. Oh yes, surely, there is a reason why they exist, it's for the guys. But the movie itself is full of really bad CGI, looks like Commodore 64 stuff, really. The storyline is bad it's always the same but at another location, dressed undressed, next set, same again. The acting is bad, they just can't act, and look at the narrator, does his hairstyle reminded you of a horror classic? It's classified under science-fiction, well, in some way it is but the most important reason to watch such flicks is not for the storyline or the CGI or whatsoever, you just look at it for the boobs, and let me tell you, it's full of it, even some full frontal bushy and shaved vagina's. But the important part aren't the spaceships but the juggs. 4 girls do have the main lead, well, their, sigh, you know what, and they come in all sizes from small till heavy breasts. So this is for the lonely ones who have shares with Kleenex, or for the six pack guys having a evening together, choose yourself. May the juggs be with you.
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3/10
Boobs / Pain Ratio
refinedsugar26 February 2024
'Baberellas' is a T&A flick with a spoof title that makes you put up with some cringe elements in a wacky sci-fi plot in your quest to see a bevy of boobs on hand here. There's a heavy dose of CGI and a few familiar faces appear, but it's no more than a curiosity watch and not a really good one nudity included.

Alien Queen Sartanika (Shauna O'Brien) is gonna destroy Earth to harness the populations sexual energy & bring entertainment to her intergalactic tv show viewing audience. The only thing that stands in her way is an all female rock group (Julie K. Smith, Regina Russell, Sasha Peralta, Linda Vox) with huge libidos and finding out which one of them is the fabled "sexual nexus" she needs to destroy the planet.

I'll give it points for being unique, putting in a few bucks for the alien concept and only 70 minutes long. However much of it isn't very good. Shot in an off the cuff fashion that sees the T&A thrown at you casually. The women liking to get topless on their own or with the help of the alien's powers. The acting is sufficient, but the comedy isn't funny in the least.

For a group called "Top Heavy" favorite lady Julie K. Smith is the bustiest by a wide margin. Seeing her assets pressed up against glass stood out as a visual, but I liked her cornrow hairstyle too. Julie Strain has a small nude role - almost a cameo - and as the sexual tyrant alien, O'Brien supplies a quick dose. 'Baberellas' asks you to put up with a lot and boobs can only salvage so much.
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5/10
Sexploitation never looked better
spycloud16 January 2004
Schlock as some would call it, sexploitation by others, b-movies, by others still. Babarellas pays close heed to its predecessors of sexual kitzch, providing what every staple in this genre must have. Campy special effects, a laughable plot, and amazingly beautful women. Movies like these are often misrepresented as soft-core pornography or low-grade science fiction, they are in fact far from both. The movie is ment to lightly entertain and create interest and is perfect for filling in ambient space for: house parties, night clubs, and bars. In otherwords it is simply entertainment in its cleanest form, unburdened with morals, messages, or motives, other than to put a smile on your face. Babarellas does exactly that. Imagine if you will: you and your date are arriving at your favorite local pub, where you proceed to sit down at the bar and order a beer. Staring straight ahead you look up to the tv and witness on screen a gorgeous woman wearing what looks like a metal raygun bra, in which she grapples with pleasure as a massive lazer shoots out from her chest across the horizon, and completely annihilating a whole mountain range. It's the kind of thing you can't help but smile at; your date sees it and though being insulted, by it laughs despite herself. That's entertainment!
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not worthy of a good "B" rating
seth_milligan16 November 2004
I rented this movie because I like the main actress, Julie K. Smith (she's getting older and won't be making many more movies so every one counts). The title "B-movie Queen" is batted around a bit too loosely but she definitely qualifies as one of the 90's best. Too bad she's being offered sub-par flicks like this. Special effects are not supposed to take up most of the time in one of these movies for the simple reason that they cant afford anything good. However, the directors of this flick seemed to think that they were making the next Star Wars.They also tried to cash in on the title of Jane Fonda's classic "Barbarella" and fool buyers into thinking it was some kind of parody, it's not even close. I did chuckle at two or three scenes but most of the time I just felt cheated. Not funny, sexy, erotic, interesting or worthy of more than a curious look. I would really be kicking myself(hard) if Julie wasn't in it. As it is, this movie is only worth watching if someone else is paying or you're really, REALLY bored.
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5/10
Watch just the SWIMMING POOL extra & save 90 minutes!
charlytully4 November 2008
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My wife gave this a "2," but I gave it 3 bonus points for a total of 5. One of the bonus points was for Michael Spezaly's body-paint work on the aliens for the blacklight scene (a person could say the "nude actresses" playing the aliens, but I suspend my disbelief for fiction movies, and find it presumptuous to assume 1)aliens naturally wear clothes, and B)are female just because they sport something akin to double-D kazongers on their upper torsos). The other two bonus points are for the 3-minute, 48-second "Swimming Pool" music video from "Hydraulic Clown Heads" as a DVD extra, which provides the underwater half of the movie's pool scene.
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5/10
Plunder that planet
nogodnomasters10 February 2018
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This is Sci-Fi soft core. An alien species operates a reality TV show called "Plunder that Planet." The aim is to steal the sexual energy from that planet. Earth was chosen and an all girl LA band called "Top Heavy" is chosen as the conduit for said energy.

This sci-fi spoof is all about showing off as much breast as possible. Julie Strain actually has a small role in the film, but shows up more in the extra features. Indeed, the extra features exhibit as much nudity as the film including fully nude under water shots which is as much fun as girls on trampolines.

As a sci-fi spoof it ranks well below "Flesh Gordon."
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6/10
flawed but fun
mmwilde24 July 2004
I believe the idea behind this flick was to show beautiful women getting naked in ludicrous situations, and it achieved this effect. There is plenty of nudity, as well as fun bonus features like casting calls where the women improvise with the director and actors (also getting naked). There is a good spirit to this thing, but one gets the sense that some of the tongue that was supposed to go in the cheek got cut off and left on the cutting-room floor, leaving the movie looking more stupid than anything. There is no sex in this, it is just a whole lot of fun nudity. So, if beautiful women finding any excuse to take off their clothes is your idea of a good time, wrapped in some cheesy space effects and a few good gags, this could be the thing for you. The brunette doing the striptease for the ridiculous, pizza-eating Elvis was the highlight for me. Everyone I've talked to who has seen this seems to have their own favorite goofy moment. Enjoy. 8/10
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7/10
Sci-Fi Nudity Special
bellhollow26 March 2005
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This is a wonderful display of bust. There is more lost top nudity in this movie then you will see in any other unless you go porno. The whole movie is absurd with a funnel bra which harnesses the sexual power of one beauty and blows up a mountain. The evil alien is in search of the nexus of the sexual energy of earth. Who it is, makes the whole sci-fi spoof work. I especially liked the commercials for the droid sex machines. Mommy can I get one? Good use of computer special effects. A couple good laughs, a whole lotta skin, and yes, I watched all of the extras. To the casting calls, pool video, deleted scenes. Don't be afraid to spend some time on this movie, well, maybe just by yourself.
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Julie Smith can't stop crash landing
Dr. Gore18 December 2004
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*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*

I bought this DVD. Well, here's some proof that I may be watching too many B grade flicks. "Baberellas" starts off with a song called "Kiss my Galaxy". This was the same annoying song used in "Busty Cops" although I misidentified it as "Love my Galaxy". The same questions still apply. How does one kiss a galaxy? More importantly, why hasn't this song been blasted into oblivion?

Anyway, "Baberellas" does have one good thing going for it and that one good thing is Julie Smith. She's wearing corn rows in this adventure, which is not a favorite hairstyle of mine, but it works on her. She and her topless band are being watched by space aliens for some sort of galactic TV show. The Smith band wanders around Southern California and then find their way to the spaceship. More topless adventures follow.

"Baberellas" has one fatal flaw: There is no sex in this "sexy spoof". They couldn't give us one sex scene in this "sexy spoof"? Not one? What's the matter? Was it too sexy for them? Oh sure, there are plenty of topless scenes but no doing the dirty. Smith even said she got turned on when someone touched her breasts. (Homer Simpson voice): "Hello?! Hello Einstein?!"

Overall, "Baberellas" is a disappointment. Julie Smith tried to save the day but failed. The tractor beam from Planet Frigid was too powerful. Crash landing! All B-queens for themselves!
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you get what you expect.........kinda
asweddfrgwg22 January 2004
When one rents a movie like Baberellas, theres only one reason for doing so...the girls. This movie has plenty of them and they are nice to look at, but that is the only good thing about this movie.

If I had to sum it up in one word it would be--ANNOYING. The "plot" has something to do with an alien needing sexual energy and so she captures it from these women on Earth. To tell you the truth I didnt get much of the plot because I started fast forwarding after 5 minutes.

The special effects are the funniest part of this "comedy." The computer graphics look like they came out of a computer game circa 1992. Totally pathetic. And whenever there are scenes of nudity they arent full screen, theyre in some weird "space monitor" so its only about half the screen big. Which makes viewing this movie EXTREMELY (I wish I could type that "extremely" in 50 foot letters) frustrating. The only reason I rented this was to see the beautiful Julie K Smith. Shes looks amazing in this and so I guess I got what I wanted..........kinda.
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