Kopps (2003)

Torkel Petersson: Benny

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Quotes 

• Benny : Don't ever fuck with Benny the cop.

• Benny : I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...

• Benny : Where the Hell are we going to have lunch now?

• Lasse : Radio Cars?

  Benny : That is what they are called

  Lasse : I will not drive around saying "radio cars"

  Benny : Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...

  Jacob : Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.

• Benny : Shit, they got some really cool waistcoats.

• Jacob : What has happened to you hair?

  Benny : Nothing.

  Jacob : Nothing? You're god damn...

  [points] 

  Benny : Stop it.

  Jacob : Do you wear a wig?

  Benny : Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone.

  Jacob : No.

  Benny : Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me.

  Jacob : Yes.

  Benny : No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so fucking bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.

• Benny's neighbour : What are you, a woman?

  Benny : No, I'm a cop!

• Benny : Can you help me with the computer?

  Håkan : Yes, I'm coming.

  Benny : Come on!

  Håkan : Just hit the button.

  Benny : Well there is a hell of a lot of buttons, - "Pause", "Delete", "Home".

  Benny : Shit come on.

  Benny : Håkan!

  Håkan : Take it easy!

• Benny : [Benny drives like a lunatic, even though the SWAT-Team is way behind them]  Don't fuck with Beny the Cop! You won't catch me! I'm going to turn left.

  [turn right] 

  Jacob : What are you talking about, there's nobody chasing us!

• Jessica : [When Jessica's investigating in the incidents, Benny's explanation to her what he "thinks" what happened to the sausage stall is hilarious. We see a cut scene to Benny's imagine spot how a group of ten masked men standing on a black pickup truck drive by the sausage stall firing a grenade launcher at it] 

  [Jessica interrupted] 

  Jessica : But why would someone blow Janne's kiosk with a grenade launcher?

  Benny : Deception maneuver. Well, they blow up the kiosk while they plan to do another thing somewhere else. Like in Die Hard 3.

  Jessica : [Having a hard time, believing it]  ... Ah, okay.