- Andre Breton: [regarding an article written about Dali] Surrealism has been insulted and the grammar is appalling!
- Gala Dali: It's time.
- Salvador Dali: Yes.
- Gala Dali: Which sweater will you wear?
- Salvador Dali: All of them!
- Rosey: Bauer, will you begin?
- Bauer: [Bauer hops on to the table and pointS to each person before he speaks] Knock, knock.
- Andre Breton: Who is there?
- Bauer: The King of England.
- Rosey: Yes, out of curiosity.
- Andre Breton: No, lacks style.
- Aragon: No, I wasn't expecting you.
- Yoyotte: Erm... yes, but in silence.
- Salvador Dali: [to Yayotte] What is going on?
- Yoyotte: I have no idea.
- Waiter: [to Bauer on the table] Oi, down!
- Rosey: [Knocks on table before each person speaks] Velázquez?
- Andre Breton: No, dull evening predicted.
- Bauer: [Knock] No, too classical.
- Aragon: [Knock] No, monarch flatterer.
- Yoyotte: [Knock] Erm... yes, but in silence.
- Aragon: You always say that.
- Andre Breton: [Knock] What does Dalí think?
- Salvador Dali: [Knock, knock] Yes, of course, Velázquez. Hmph!
- Andre Breton: Dalí's reasoning?
- Salvador Dali: I would like his autograph.
- Aragon: That answer is not radical.
- Andre Breton: No, it is amusing. Breton recognizes humour.
- Aragon: [Looking at Dali's "The Enigma of William Tell"] If I believed in God, I would call that blasphemous.
- Andre Breton: Dali has said that his friends' mishaps delight him. How can he enjoy the pain of his friends?
- Salvador Dali: This is wrong?
- Andre Breton: This is anti-proletarian, anti-humanitarian, and revolting.
- Andre Breton: [to Dalí] Ignore the Russian. Do you want to be pure?
- Gala Dali: [to Dalí] Ignore the prick. Do you want to be famous?
- Andre Breton: [to Dali] Gala Has brought you to this decision. She's got old scores to settle. She leads you like a...
- Gala Dali: Then he is willingly led.
- Andre Breton: The faith and trust that Dali puts in Gala is entirely misplaced. It's widley known that she betrays you at every opp... She's doing it now!
- Salvador Dali: I know. I am the king of the cuckold.
- [Dali turns to see Gala relieving Rosey and Bauer by hand]