Luci Christian: Yukari Tanizaki, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Yukari Tanizaki : [explaining why they are betting on their school basketball match] It won't be exciting unless we're betting. Besides, like hell I'm going to be exercising with no incentive or reward in sight.
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Tomo Takino : Hey, we just heard you and Miss Yukari were classmates back in high school.
Minamo Kurosawa : Mm-hmm. We were.
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Can you tell us what kind of student Miss Yukari was back then?
Minamo Kurosawa : [laughs] Let's see...
[giggles]
Minamo Kurosawa : There's a lot of stories for me to choose from.
Yukari Tanizaki : [walking past, as Nyamo suddenly seems profoundly embarrassed] Love letter! Love letter, la-la-lovey, lovey letter, Love letter! Love letter, lovey-dovey-dovey-dovey-dovey love letter! La-la-la-la-la-la-la, love-love-love letter...
Minamo Kurosawa : [turns back to the girls from scowling at Yukari's back as she went past; now with a laugh and a blush] But most of them are pretty boring. N-not much to say...
[turns and scowls at Yukari again]
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[Yukari has decided the best way to endear her students to her is to play basketball with them. She runs to their classroom and slams the door wide open]
Yukari Tanizaki : [screams] Basketball!
Students : Huh?...
Yukari Tanizaki : Now is the basketball era! Come sweat with your teacher and live your youth to its fullest potential! I want everybody together inside the gymnasium!
[Yukari slams the door shut and the students just stare at it for about ten seconds]
Yukari Tanizaki : [opens the door again, screams even louder this time] Assemble now!
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Yukari Tanizaki : [literally falling down drunk] Ohhh, I'm in my happy place...
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[Yukari is trying to urge her class to win the sports fest]
Tomo Takino : Hey! If we win, you should treat us all to a can of juice!
Yukari Tanizaki : Juice, huh? Let's see... If we're looking at 120 yen a can...
[Counting on her fingers, deep in thought, and suddenly grins and shouts out]
Yukari Tanizaki : Okay! If you guys win, I'll treat you all!
Koyomi Mizuhara : Just how much did you bet on this?
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Yukari Tanizaki : Yeah! Let's play a little soccer!
Tomo Takino : Yukari, do you even know the rules?
Yukari Tanizaki : Just leave it to me! I'm Mia Hamm.
Tomo Takino : Huh?
Yukari Tanizaki : I'm Mia Hamm!
Tomo Takino : What does that mean?
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Tomo Takino : Good morning everyone! Oh no! Yukari's here? Already? I'm so totally late! Holy freakin' crap! As punishment, I'm going to stand right here in the hallway. See ya!
[she slams the door]
Yukari Tanizaki : I couldn't care less, you know.
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Chiyo Mihama : Well I... I uh... I don't...
Tomo Takino : Hey!
Yukari Tanizaki : Hmm? Okay, Miss Takino.
Tomo Takino : I don't know the answer either! Now we're tied, Chiyo-chan! Oh yeah!
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Yukari Tanizaki : [grumplilly comes into class late] All right everyone sit down. I'm sick and tired of just being a language teacher. So today
[scribbles on the chalk board]
Yukari Tanizaki : I'm teaching you math.
Koyomi Mizuhara : Math huh?
Yukari Tanizaki : [She flips through the math book, but can't figure it out. She rewrites P.E. on black board] Okay today we're doing P.E. Everyone get outside.
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Minamo Kurosawa : Oh, man. You know what happens when you pass out.
Yukari Tanizaki : Sleep barfing?
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Yukari Tanizaki : In other words, it's like this yakitori. I am the meat and you're the green onions!
