Quotes
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[Yomi demonstrates to the stiffly-jointed Osaka how to stretch properly before exercising]
Tomo Takino : [pinching Yomi's side] Uh-huh. Yomi's crazy flexible 'cause her body's made of almost nothing but fat!
Koyomi Mizuhara : [shouts] Double chop!
[hits Tomo on the head karate-chop style with both hands, knocking her to the ground]
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Tomo Takino : Hey, we just heard you and Miss Yukari were classmates back in high school.
Minamo Kurosawa : Mm-hmm. We were.
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Can you tell us what kind of student Miss Yukari was back then?
Minamo Kurosawa : [laughs] Let's see...
[giggles]
Minamo Kurosawa : There's a lot of stories for me to choose from.
Yukari Tanizaki : [walking past, as Nyamo suddenly seems profoundly embarrassed] Love letter! Love letter, la-la-lovey, lovey letter, Love letter! Love letter, lovey-dovey-dovey-dovey-dovey love letter! La-la-la-la-la-la-la, love-love-love letter...
Minamo Kurosawa : [turns back to the girls from scowling at Yukari's back as she went past; now with a laugh and a blush] But most of them are pretty boring. N-not much to say...
[turns and scowls at Yukari again]
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[Osaka has hiccups that won't go away]
Koyomi Mizuhara : From what I seem to recall, hiccups happen because something is convulsing.
Chiyo Mihama : Yeah, that's it! Spasms in the diaphragm.
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Where's the diaphragm?
Chiyo Mihama : It's right underneath your lungs.
Tomo Takino : [Figuring she can help out] Riiiiiiiiight... here!
[punches Osaka in the gut]
Chiyo Mihama : Hey! Th-that's the solar plexus!
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[Yukari is trying to urge her class to win the sports fest]
Tomo Takino : Hey! If we win, you should treat us all to a can of juice!
Yukari Tanizaki : Juice, huh? Let's see... If we're looking at 120 yen a can...
[Counting on her fingers, deep in thought, and suddenly grins and shouts out]
Yukari Tanizaki : Okay! If you guys win, I'll treat you all!
Koyomi Mizuhara : Just how much did you bet on this?
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[Osaka is telling a horror story]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Sometime last night...
[Yomi, Tomo, and Chiyo each give a quavering, worried sound]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : I was all alone in my room... when suddenly, outta nowhere...
[Tomo gulps nervously]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : The smell of a fart that wasn't mine wafted into my nose.
[the other three girls stand in dumbfounded shock for a moment]
Tomo Takino : [trembling voice] Spooky!
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Isn't it?
Koyomi Mizuhara : [dryly] Really.
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Yukari Tanizaki : Yeah! Let's play a little soccer!
Tomo Takino : Yukari, do you even know the rules?
Yukari Tanizaki : Just leave it to me! I'm Mia Hamm.
Tomo Takino : Huh?
Yukari Tanizaki : I'm Mia Hamm!
Tomo Takino : What does that mean?
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[Studying for the English Mid-term]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Say... like, for "Blue Three
[Bruce Lee]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : ", would that mean that "Blue" is his last name?
Kagura : That was random.
Tomo Takino : HaHaHa! Osaka, thats so dumb. "Blue Three
[Bruce Lee]
Tomo Takino : " is a foreigner, isn't he?
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Mmm-hmm.
Tomo Takino : That means, his last name has got to be "Three".
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga , Kagura : ...oh!
Kagura : I never knew that! You're awsome, Tomo.
Tomo Takino : Yeah, I know.
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Ok... but I wonder what happened to "One" and "Two"?
[Blue Three is imagined beating up One and Two a'la Bruce Lee]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : You know, I guess that means "Blue Five" or there about woul be Jackie Chan, huh?
Tomo Takino , Kagura : ...oh!
[a bird lands on Osaka's head, then flies away]
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[Reacting to Chiyo-chan dressed up as penquin]
Tomo Takino : Woh! Chiyo-chan, you're so cute! I wont be fooled, do you hear me? You can try to fool me all you want with your evil cuteness!
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Tomo Takino : We can all become Chiyo-chan. We can wear our hair up like this
[pulls hair into pigtails]
Tomo Takino : [High voice] Hi I'm Chio-Chan, I'm a little genius, I always get 100's.
Koyomi Mizuhara : She's pissing her off now
Chiyo Mihama : [Tomo continues mocking, Chiyo udoes her pig tails] Hmph.
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Tomo Takino : Hi, I'm Tomo Takino! When it comes for bring hyper, I'll be well known, hands down! The wildcat high school girl!
[she falls]
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Tomo Takino : Good morning everyone! Oh no! Yukari's here? Already? I'm so totally late! Holy freakin' crap! As punishment, I'm going to stand right here in the hallway. See ya!
[she slams the door]
Yukari Tanizaki : I couldn't care less, you know.
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Chiyo Mihama : Well I... I uh... I don't...
Tomo Takino : Hey!
Yukari Tanizaki : Hmm? Okay, Miss Takino.
Tomo Takino : I don't know the answer either! Now we're tied, Chiyo-chan! Oh yeah!
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Koyomi Mizuhara : [Yomi answers the phone] Hello?
Tomo Takino : Hello? Oh, Yomi? We're getting on a rollercoaster now! I'm gonna broadcast to you live!
[Yomi gets mad, hangs up, and goes to sleep]
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Chiyo Mihama : [at the summer home] Okay then, I'll open the door now. If I were to lose this key right now, we wouldn't be able to get into the house.
[Tomo takes the key out of her hand and hurls it]
Tomo Takino : [pause] I did it!
Koyomi Mizuhara : BUT WHAT THE HELL FOR?
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Kagura : That Chiyo-chan really is cute. And she isn't well-known for nothing. Which is more than I can say for our school's well-known wildcat idiot.
Tomo Takino : Hi, I'm our school's well-known... who's an idiot? Why you, you big old, you Eternally-Running-Behind-Miss-Sakaki Girl!
Kagura : Yeah? So what! There's more brains in my behind than you have in your head!
Koyomi Mizuhara : [simultaneously while Tomo yells, to herself] Wildcat idiot is right.
Tomo Takino : How's that? I thought you stuffed them all in your boobs!
Kagura : At least I have boobs!
Tomo Takino : You *are* a boob!