Nancy Novotny: Koyomi Mizuhara, Additional Voices
Quotes
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[Yomi demonstrates to the stiffly-jointed Osaka how to stretch properly before exercising]
Tomo Takino : [pinching Yomi's side] Uh-huh. Yomi's crazy flexible 'cause her body's made of almost nothing but fat!
Koyomi Mizuhara : [shouts] Double chop!
[hits Tomo on the head karate-chop style with both hands, knocking her to the ground]
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[Osaka has hiccups that won't go away]
Koyomi Mizuhara : From what I seem to recall, hiccups happen because something is convulsing.
Chiyo Mihama : Yeah, that's it! Spasms in the diaphragm.
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Where's the diaphragm?
Chiyo Mihama : It's right underneath your lungs.
Tomo Takino : [Figuring she can help out] Riiiiiiiiight... here!
[punches Osaka in the gut]
Chiyo Mihama : Hey! Th-that's the solar plexus!
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[Yukari is trying to urge her class to win the sports fest]
Tomo Takino : Hey! If we win, you should treat us all to a can of juice!
Yukari Tanizaki : Juice, huh? Let's see... If we're looking at 120 yen a can...
[Counting on her fingers, deep in thought, and suddenly grins and shouts out]
Yukari Tanizaki : Okay! If you guys win, I'll treat you all!
Koyomi Mizuhara : Just how much did you bet on this?
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[Osaka is telling a horror story]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Sometime last night...
[Yomi, Tomo, and Chiyo each give a quavering, worried sound]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : I was all alone in my room... when suddenly, outta nowhere...
[Tomo gulps nervously]
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : The smell of a fart that wasn't mine wafted into my nose.
[the other three girls stand in dumbfounded shock for a moment]
Tomo Takino : [trembling voice] Spooky!
Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga : Isn't it?
Koyomi Mizuhara : [dryly] Really.
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Tomo Takino : We can all become Chiyo-chan. We can wear our hair up like this
[pulls hair into pigtails]
Tomo Takino : [High voice] Hi I'm Chio-Chan, I'm a little genius, I always get 100's.
Koyomi Mizuhara : She's pissing her off now
Chiyo Mihama : [Tomo continues mocking, Chiyo udoes her pig tails] Hmph.
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Koyomi Mizuhara : [the phone rings. Yomi answers] Yes?
Chiyo Mihama : Oh, Miss Yomi, are you okay? Has your fever gone down?
Koyomi Mizuhara : Yeah, quite a bit.
Chiyo Mihama : You really shouldn't get carried away and fall asleep naked. Bad girl!
Koyomi Mizuhara : [Yomi sits up on her bed] Wait a sec! Who told you that? Tomo? Did Tomo say that?
Chiyo Mihama : What? Oh...
Koyomi Mizuhara : Get her on the phone right now!
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Kimura : So how'd it go?
[he fixes his glasses]
Koyomi Mizuhara : How did what go?
Kimura : Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding... ding!
[he leaves]
Koyomi Mizuhara : What the heck was that?
Sakaki : A bell?
Koyomi Mizuhara : Like the bell when you're in a game show? I don't get it.
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Koyomi Mizuhara : [Yomi answers the phone] Hello?
Tomo Takino : Hello? Oh, Yomi? We're getting on a rollercoaster now! I'm gonna broadcast to you live!
[Yomi gets mad, hangs up, and goes to sleep]
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Yukari Tanizaki : [grumplilly comes into class late] All right everyone sit down. I'm sick and tired of just being a language teacher. So today
[scribbles on the chalk board]
Yukari Tanizaki : I'm teaching you math.
Koyomi Mizuhara : Math huh?
Yukari Tanizaki : [She flips through the math book, but can't figure it out. She rewrites P.E. on black board] Okay today we're doing P.E. Everyone get outside.
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Chiyo Mihama : [at the summer home] Okay then, I'll open the door now. If I were to lose this key right now, we wouldn't be able to get into the house.
[Tomo takes the key out of her hand and hurls it]
Tomo Takino : [pause] I did it!
Koyomi Mizuhara : BUT WHAT THE HELL FOR?
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Kagura : That Chiyo-chan really is cute. And she isn't well-known for nothing. Which is more than I can say for our school's well-known wildcat idiot.
Tomo Takino : Hi, I'm our school's well-known... who's an idiot? Why you, you big old, you Eternally-Running-Behind-Miss-Sakaki Girl!
Kagura : Yeah? So what! There's more brains in my behind than you have in your head!
Koyomi Mizuhara : [simultaneously while Tomo yells, to herself] Wildcat idiot is right.
Tomo Takino : How's that? I thought you stuffed them all in your boobs!
Kagura : At least I have boobs!
Tomo Takino : You *are* a boob!
