The Green Butchers (2003)

Mads Mikkelsen: Svend

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Quotes 

• Svend : Taste this marinade.

  Bjarne : No.

  Svend : Smell this marinade.

  Bjarne : I smoke 20 joints a day. I couldn't smell it if my hair was on fire.

• Svend : I don't feel like seeing a lot of people right now.

  Bjarne : Then don't go into the cooler.

• Svend : You don't threaten me with that animal! Please point that giraffe in another direction so we can get back to a pretty normal dialogue!

• Svend : [the workers are hanging up a sign]  No. It's crooked again. Are you really unable to see that?

  Håndværker : Give me a break. It looks fine

  Svend : Fine? Is fine okay? I don't think so... let me tell you, you can't drink 19 beers and then judge whether something is straight, I tell you that! Now do it over!

  Bjarne : [Bjarne comes out of the car]  It's nice and straight now, huh? It looks fine.

  Håndværker : Thank you.

  Svend : Yeah... Now it's okay. Secure it properly.

• Svend : Don't threaten me with that giraffe!

• Svend : [Repeated line]  Will you stop saying "sausage"? You say "sausage" all the time, haven't you noticed?

• Svend : Tina dammit... My parents died when I was a baby.

  Tina : Stop with the parents already!