- Colonel: I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!
- [if you continuously make Raiden kill lots of seagulls during a sniper mission where Raiden needs to protect Emma as she crosses the strut to the other strut, you get a Codec call]
- Colonel: Raiden, do you actually enjoy abusing helpless animals?
- Rosemary: [shocked] I don't believe it! I had no idea you were that kind of a monster!
- Colonel: I don't understand you. But if you're satisfied, then get back to the mission.
- [Codec communication ends]
- [sometimes says it if you intentionally make Raiden aim his firearms at Pliskin while he sleeps]
- Solid Snake: [immediately wakes up and aims back] I wouldn't do that if I were you!
- Colonel: Raiden, turn the game console off right now.
- Raiden: What did you say?
- Colonel: The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now.
- Raiden: What's wrong with you?
- Colonel: Don't worry, it's a game. It's a game just like usual.
- Rosemary: You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV.
- Raiden: What are you talking about?
- Colonel: Raiden. Something happened to me last night when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky. It was moving irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around. And when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
- Raiden: Huh?
- Colonel: Fine, forget it.
- Colonel: An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves.