Dead Like Me (2003–2004)

Eric McCormack: Ray Summers

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• Ray Summers : Okay, George. Five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One: we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two: we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three: we will lie, cheat, steal or murder in order to get that thing... why am I sugarcoating this, you're a big girl... in order to fuck you. Four: we freely admit the numbers one, two, three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it: you can't live without us.

• Ray Summers : Hi, I'm Ray.

  George : Fuck you, Ray.

  Ray Summers : Nice spendin' time with you guys.

  Daisy Adair : Ray, this is Mason. Mason, Ray. And George - curious George.

  Mason : So Daisy, what's goin' on, I thought it was just the three of us.

  Ray Summers : Daisy?

  Daisy Adair : Daisy Adair.

  George : So what do you do, Ray?

  Ray Summers : I'm a television producer, George.

  George : So you're rich.

  Ray Summers : Comfortable.

  George : I suppose you're charming.

  Ray Summers : Tolerable.

  George : And women just fall the fuck all over you.

  Ray Summers : Not you, I suspect.

  Daisy Adair : Georgia, you're being impolite.

  Ray Summers : No, no, that's okay. Everybody likes me eventually.

• Ray Summers : [nodding toward Mason and Daisy]  So what's that about?

  George : Probably you.

  Ray Summers : I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive.

  George : Take a number.

  Ray Summers : How do you know her?

  George : That's none of your fuckin' business.

  Ray Summers : You're an angry little thing, aren't ya?

  George : [raising dart towards Ray's eye]  You call me a little thing again and I'll put this fuckin' dart right between your twinkling eyes.

  Ray Summers : 'Nother tequila?

  George : Please... so, you the love 'em and leave 'em type?

  Ray Summers : I've done that.

  George : [eye roll]  What is up with that?

  Ray Summers : What's the matter, George? A boy not nice to you?

  George : No, I'm good.