Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)

Ashton Kutcher: Hank

Quotes 

• Nora : Oh honey, there just welcoming you into the family.

  Hank : They set me on fire.

  Nora : Just your pants.

• Hank : It's gettin' so as I can hardly go out in public any more. I mean, really, between the autograph hounds and the paparazzi...

  Kate : Autographs and everything? I mean, just the one commercial, and you have paparazzi?

  Hank : Yeah. I've never actually seen them, but, you know, they hide in the bush and... they get their shot.

• Nora : Did you not hear me? My brother is missing!

  Hank : Did you not hear me? I'm on TV!

• Hank : So, you guys popping another one anytime soon?

  [Tom and Kate looking shocked] 

  Hank : Curiosity!

• Hank : [motions to his face]  This is the moneymaker! I'm not that good of an actor! This is how I get the jobs, I know that.

• Hank : Twelve kids... that's nuts.

• Hank : All I'm saying is families are inevitable they're like death or taxes.

• Hank : [with passion]  Every once in a while, I carve a pumpkin with a knife made of lollipop sticks...

  Nora : [talking on the phone]  It totally sucks!