Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Elliott Gould: Reuben Tishkoff
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Quotes
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Linus Caldwell : [Linus is trying to convince everyone that Danny was actually the leader of "The Benedict Job"] Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?
Basher Tarr , Turk Malloy , Virgil Malloy , Reuben Tishkoff , Livingston Dell , Yen , Frank Catton : [simultaneously] Rusty.
Danny Ocean : Thanks, Linus.
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Reuben Tishkoff : [to a fortune teller. As he is having his palm read by her, he turns around to see Terry Benedict with two enforcers] This? You couldn't see *this*?
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Reuben Tishkoff : I can handle Saul's share.
Danny Ocean : You don't have to do that.
Reuben Tishkoff : Who would I talk to if you're all dead?
Danny Ocean : That's a good point. Alright, I owe 10. Amazing?
Yen : [speaks in Mandarin]
Rusty Ryan : [chuckles] Yeah, but it's a nice place.
Livingston Dell : So that comes to?
Reuben Tishkoff : 97, give or take.
Rusty Ryan : He didn't find us on his own. Someone helped him.
Reuben Tishkoff : Another thief.
Linus Caldwell : Well, there's no-one we'd know that would violate rule number one.
Danny Ocean : What we do know is we need a job. We need a high paying job.
Linus Caldwell : Well, now we're too hot to be working anywhere in this country.
Danny Ocean : So we go abroad. How 'bout we go to...
Rusty Ryan : [cuts in] We're on the 5:00.
Danny Ocean : Good. We're we going?
Rusty Ryan : Amsterdam.
Danny Ocean : Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
Linus Caldwell : I've never been to Amsterdam.
Turk Malloy : I hear German girls are really hot.
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Danny Ocean : How much is everyone short?
Turk Malloy : 14.
Virgil Malloy : You're kidding me! You spent all but 5 million?
Turk Malloy : Yes! Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch!
Virgil Malloy : Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
Frank Catton : Eight.
Linus Caldwell : Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man!
Basher Tarr : I'm light 9.
Livingston Dell : What's the interest?
Reuben Tishkoff : 6.
Livingston Dell : Then I owe 6.
Turk Malloy : What?
Livingston Dell : I've been living with my parents.
Rusty Ryan : I owe 25.
[everyone looks at him, he chuckles wryly]
Rusty Ryan : Hotels, man.
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Reuben Tishkoff : [banging on the bathroom door] Frank come on let me in.
Turk Malloy : How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
Reuben Tishkoff : Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.
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Reuben Tishkoff : [after Linus complains about the freak] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
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Reuben Tishkoff : Who's the guy on the $100 bill?
Linus Caldwell : Adams.
Danny Ocean : John Travolta.
Reuben Tishkoff : Yeah, he said every problem is an opportunity in disguise.
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[last lines]
Reuben Tishkoff : If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.
Terry Benedict : You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.
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Danny Ocean : So how much do we all owe, each?
Reuben Tishkoff : $17.34 million. Assuming Benedict gives us Prime Plus One, which I doubt. Figure 19 to be safe.
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Rusty Ryan : Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing when John Turturro begs for his life?
Reuben Tishkoff : Sure, "Look into your heart."
[pause]
Reuben Tishkoff : I cry every time.
Danny Ocean : What?
Rusty Ryan : We have no line of sight.
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Reuben Tishkoff : Terry, I can't predict the future. I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes.
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Virgil Malloy : Smoke the freak out.
Danny Ocean : Yeah.
Turk Malloy : Smoke the freak out.
Linus Caldwell : Hey!
Turk Malloy : What?
Linus Caldwell : Do we have to use that term?
Turk Malloy : What term?
Linus Caldwell : "Freak."
[pause]
Linus Caldwell : I mean the National Institute of Mental Health estimates 5.6 percent of adults develop agraphoriaphobia...
[unable to pronounce]
All : Agoraphobia.
Linus Caldwell : Whatever. I'm just saying, I mean, do we...? I don't think we need to be an organization that labels people.
Basher Tarr : Oh, now we're an organization?
Linus Caldwell : Would you call Emily Dickinson a freak?
Reuben Tishkoff : Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?
Virgil Malloy : Who's Emily Dickinson?
Linus Caldwell : Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a... you know, a handicapped guy?