Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)

Mario Cantone: Self

Quotes 

• [ask a Gay Dude segment] 

  person on street : Yo, is gettin' oral sex from a man better than gettin' oral sex from a woman?

  Mario Cantone : Pfff, how the fuck would I know? Next question.

  [pause] 

  Mario Cantone : IT'S BETTER!

• [from the "Ask A Gay Dude" segment] 

  Rapper : What the fuck is up with the rainbow? I'm not feelin' the rainbow!

  Mario Cantone : I'll put a band-aid on your face and make you my Nelly.