Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)

Martha Elliott: Granny, R. Kelly's Grandma

Quotes 

• [Darius' grandmother catches him masturbating in the bathroom] 

  Darius : Granny, don't!

  Darius' Grandma : Well, hurry the hell up, Darius! Unlike you, I'm getting a little action tonight, you bunk bitch.

• [Darius is watching his grandma making out] 

  Darius' Grandma : Darius, you big dummy... This ain't no show and tell... Take a walk.

  Old Man : Yeah, and get some rubbers!

  Darius' Grandma : Get the big ones.

  Old Man : Fucking right!