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(2004)

Matthew Broderick: Steven Schats

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G-Man Joe Devine (Alec Baldwin, left) has a scheme: to trap mob boss John Gotti with a movie written by Hollywood wannabe Steven Schats (Matthew Broderick, right), who'd do just about anything to get the chance to direct. Matthew Broderick, Alec Baldwin, and Toni Collette in The Last Shot (2004) Joe (Alec Baldwin, left) and Steven (Matthew Broderick, right) take the first step in pursuing their dreams of becoming G-Man Joe Devine (Alec Baldwin, right) has a scheme: to trap mob boss John Gotti with a movie written by Hollywood wannabe Steven Schats (Matthew Broderick, left) who'd do just about anything to get the chance to direct. Steven (Matthew Broderick, left), Joe (Alec Baldwin, center) and leading lady Emily French (Toni Collette, right) accept the key to Providence, Rhode Island as they begin production on the film, Arizona. Matthew Broderick and Calista Flockhart in The Last Shot (2004) Matthew Broderick in The Last Shot (2004) Matthew Broderick in The Last Shot (2004) Matthew Broderick in The Last Shot (2004) Matthew Broderick in The Last Shot (2004) Matthew Broderick in The Last Shot (2004) Matthew Broderick in The Last Shot (2004) Matthew Broderick in The Last Shot (2004)

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  • Steven Schats : Your wife did the hair on Jaws? That's one of my favorite movies.

    Joe Devine : Mine, too.

    Steven Schats : Did it bother her that Quint always wore a hat?

    Joe Devine : Well, they had some words, yeah.

    Steven Schats : That is so ironic. She worked on Jaws, and then she drowns in a Jacuzzi.

    Joe Devine : I never really thought of it that way before.

  • Joe Devine : Have you actually seen a person die, watched them bleed to death, seen them take their last breath? I've seen that... many times.

    Steven Schats : Why have you seen that?

    Joe Devine : I used to produce music videos.

  • Lonnie Bosco : Where's the meeting?

    Steven Schats : Musso & Frank's.

    Lonnie Bosco : You're in luck! I got a blow job at Musso & Frank's.

  • Joe Devine : Steven, my name isn't Diamond. It's Wells.

    Steven Schats : Wells? I thought it was Diamond.

    Joe Devine : No. Joe Wells. That's my name.

    Steven Schats : But you said it was Diamond.

    Joe Devine : No, it's Wells. It's always been Wells. It's a common mistake.

  • Valerie Weston : I'm gonna go home, Steven. That's right. I'm serious. Because of you, I'm gonna get gangbanged, Steven. Gangbanged in Woodland Hills.

    Steven Schats : A lot of great actresses started out in porn.

  • Joe Devine : Hello, Steven. My wife didn't drown in a Jacuzzi. Sasha was my dog's name, and she killed herself because I was never home. My real name is Joe Devine.

    Steven Schats : Yeah, I know who you are. I saw the movie. And, by the way, I thought Tom Berenger captured you beautifully.

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