Robots (2005)
Greg Kinnear: Ratchet
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Quotes
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Madame Gasket : Who are these losers?
Fender : We, sir...
Madame Gasket : I'm a woman.
Crank : Ouch.
Fender : [Scottish accent] We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts, and you shall be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!
Crank : 'Cause there's seven of us and only one of...
[hundreds of minions appear from behind Madame Gasket]
Fender : Let's see, there's seven of us and... eight? Nine?
Crank : Did you count that one?
Fender : I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!
Madame Gasket : While you're at it, count these!
[Ratchet's new outmode bot destroying machines come into view with Ratchet sitting on top of one of them]
Madame Gasket : As soon as we're done with you, these hit the streets!
Ratchet : This will be the last day any outmode will ever see!
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Ratchet : [as he is begging Bigweld not to fire him] The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me!
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Bigweld : [bursting through the head office door] RATCHET!
[Ratchet screams in a high pitch]
Bigweld : I'll come right to the point!
Ratchet : What happened? Run out of dominoes? I'll send you some more!
Bigweld : You're fired!
Ratchet : Fired? On what grounds? This company's never been more profitable!
Bigweld : Profits, schmofits! Now, get out!
Ratchet : No, wait! Please listen to me! You can't do this to me! This job is my LIFE! It means everything to me! You don't know what I've done to get here! The lies I've told! This lives I've ruined!
[realizes]
Ratchet : This isn't helping me.
Bigweld : [into an intercom mic] Get me security!
Ratchet : No, wait! Please! Can't I just make one more heartfelt plea?
Bigweld : OK! What do you wanna say?
Ratchet : [Pounds Bigweld on the head with the intercom mic, knocking him out] *THAT!* Oh, my gosh! I'm as crazy as my mother!
[Bigweld groans, but Ratchet hits him again]
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Ratchet : Now, let's get back to the business of sucking every last penny out of Mr. and Mrs. Average Knucklehead.
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Ratchet : [as the other bots are soon cornered by his new bot destroying machines] This is gonna get *greasy*!
Bigweld : You thinking what I'm thinking?
Rodney Copperbottom : I sure am.
[Heads up with Bigweld to a spot in the chop shop with a big gear on a lever, then detaches the lever, making it swing towards the machines with them hanging onto it]
Rodney Copperbottom : See a need, fill a need!
Bigweld : [Freaked out] This isn't what I was thinking at all!
[the gear and lever soon swing right into the machines, knocking them over]
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Madame Gasket : Someone is fixing them! And they're laughing at you, Ratchet!
Ratchet : Who? And are you sure they aren't laughing *with* me?
Madame Gasket : Yes.
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Ratchet : Take him for a drive. And bring me back his exact weight in paperclips!
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Ratchet : [after he's hit Bigweld over the head with the telephone] I'm as crazy as my mother!
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Ratchet : Why be you when you can be new?
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Ratchet : Now, let's get down to the business of sucking every loose penny out of Mr. and Mrs. Average Knucklehead. What's our big-ticket item? - Upgrades, people, upgrades. That's how we make the dough. Now, if we're telling robots that no matter what they're made of, they're "fine", how can we expect them to feel crummy enough about themselves to buy our upgrades and make themselves look better? Therefore, I've come up with a new slogan: "Why be you, when you can be new?"
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Rodney Copperbottom : Oh, well, then let me show you what this can do.
Ratchet : I have a better idea.
[plucks Wonderbot]
Ratchet : Why don't you let me show you what it can do. It can do this!
[kicks Wonderbot out of sight]
