Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
Shad Moss: D.J. Johnson
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Quotes
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Nate Johnson : You know, son, the only reason I'm hard on you is, well, because one day you'll wear the pants in your own family, people will depend on you, and how can they do that if your pants are all hanging off your behind? I mean, have you thought about what you gonna do if this whole rap thing didn't work out?
D.J. Johnson : Well, i was thinking about law school
[Nate smiles in agreement]
D.J. Johnson : or medical school
[Nate nods in agreement]
D.J. Johnson : but then Mom says she'll help me incorporate
[Nate looks over at Dorothy, who's sleeping]
D.J. Johnson : so I was thinking about coming out with my own line of hip-hop pajamas.
Nate Johnson : [looks at him] Pajamas?
D.J. Johnson : You know, how Puffy has SeanJohn and then Jigga has Rockawear?
Nate Johnson : Oh, my days!
D.J. Johnson : D.J.'s PJs, baggy always!
[laughs to himself]
D.J. Johnson : Bad!
Nate Johnson : I told your mother not to stand by the microwave when she was pregnant with you!
[D.J. looks puzzled]
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Nate Johnson : [DJ sees Nate's griddle and tries to sneakily get a piece, Nate catches him and hits his hand] Oh, no! Don't even think about it
D.J. Johnson : Dang, Dad!
Nate Johnson : [takes the griddle and starts eating] Man, what would I do without my Mike Tyson Griddle? Tastes so good it'll bite'cha back!
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D.J. Johnson : Call me M.C."D" to the Jizz-a.
Nate Johnson : Call you who to the wizz-a? I named you Divernious James, after your grandaddy.
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Destiny Johnson : Mommy, I'm hungry!
Dorothy Johnson : Nikki, can you get your sister some Fruit Loops, please?
D.J. Johnson : Aha!
Nikki Johnson : [hits D.J.'s arm] Shut up.
Nate Johnson : Destiny, sweetie, be really careful in Daddy's new truck, everyone else, this truck has to go back exactly the way it is. If you break something, then I've got to pay for it.
Destiny Johnson : [she opens the Fruit Loops box roughly and burst open the cereal all over the back seat] Whoops! Sorry, Dad.
Nate Johnson : It's OK, sweetie don't worry about it.
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Nate Johnson : Dorothy, Nikki, let's go!
[honks the horn]
Nate Johnson : [to D.J] Son, you wanted to learn how to drive?
D.J. Johnson : Yeah, sure.
Nate Johnson : Give your here is your first lesson,
[makes D.J. honk the horn]
Nate Johnson : Lets go.
Dorothy Johnson : Calm down, Nate, we will be out in a minute.
Nate Johnson : Let's go!
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Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Thanks for picking me up and opening the door. No one does that anymore. You must be a real man.
Nate Johnson : Well, I'm Nate Johnson, this is Nikki.
Nikki Johnson : Hi.
Nate Johnson : That's D.J.
D.J. Johnson : Hey, what's up.
Nate Johnson : And that's little Destiny.
Destiny Johnson : Hi.
Nate Johnson : And that's Dorothy. She lives down the street.
Nikki Johnson : Daddy?
Nate Johnson : [to Nikki] Well it's true, she does.
[to Chrishelle]
Nate Johnson : So what's your name?
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Chrishelle, Chrishelle Rene Boudreau.
Nate Johnson : Boudreau. Don't we have some Boudreaus down in Shreveport?
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D.J. Johnson : [D.J. and Nikki are fighting while changing the channel] Stop playing.
Nikki Johnson : Can you stop?
D.J. Johnson : Go back!
Nikki Johnson : Stop hogging the TV!
D.J. Johnson : OK, why don't you talk on your cell phone? Oh, oh, I forgot, you're grounded.
Nikki Johnson : You know what? I can't stand you!
[she hit D.J. with a pillow]
D.J. Johnson : Capital "G" oh, why'd you do that?
Nikki Johnson : I'm going to tell...
Nate Johnson : [as he walks in] Enough, guess I found the only Chuck E. Cheese in the whole state.
Nikki Johnson : I'm the oldest, I'm the oldest!
Nate Johnson : Everybody settle down, nobody eats until your sister eats, it's her birthday.
Nikki Johnson : Daddy?
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Nate Johnson : OK, I got a couple of rooms here, one for the guys and one for the girls.
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Looks like we're roommates!
Nate Johnson : Yeah, adjoining rooms.
Dorothy Johnson : Why don't we give our guest a room for herself? You know how Destiny love to snore the paint off the walls, and you can sleep with me and the kids.
Nate Johnson : Oh, that's funny, maybe we can meet in the hot tub again.
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : I don't mind sharing. Snoring doesn't bother me none.
Nate Johnson : See, right here, Chrishelle doesn't mind.
Dorothy Johnson : No, Nate, I insist you sleep with me.
Nate Johnson : OK, all right, the begging is not becoming of you.
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : Good Night.
[takes the hotel keys]
Chrishelle Rene Boudreau : I'll see you all tomorrow.
Dorothy Johnson : [to Nate as picks up the other keys] I'll see you in a minute.
D.J. Johnson : Slacking on your pimping, Dad.
Nikki Johnson : You need to ditch her.
