Johnson Family Vacation (2004)

Lorna Scott: Gladys

Quotes 

• Nate Johnson : I'm planning a special evening tonight. You got any roses, or champagne, boxes of f'in chocolates?

  Gladys : No.

  Nate Johnson : Ok, I take some of those chocolate Easter bunnies and can I the uh, the diet champagne?

  [Gladys take the diet champagne] 

  Nate Johnson : and uh, all the candles that you have.

  Gladys : We don't carry candles.

  Nate Johnson : Give me a road flare.

  Gladys : That's for emergency use only.

  Nate Johnson : This is an emergency.

• Gladys : [Gladys comes by and sees Nate's swimming trunks on the hook, she then looks at Nate in the hot tub with four other women]  So, Mr. Johnson,

  [they look at Gladys] 

  Gladys : which one is your wife?

  Nate Johnson : Hey, its not what it looks like.

  Gladys : Well, guess you won't be needing these.

  [takes Nate's trunks from the hook] 

  Nate Johnson : Oh, no, no, come on, I need those!