Johnson Family Vacation (2004)
Lorna Scott: Gladys
Quotes
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Nate Johnson : I'm planning a special evening tonight. You got any roses, or champagne, boxes of f'in chocolates?
Gladys : No.
Nate Johnson : Ok, I take some of those chocolate Easter bunnies and can I the uh, the diet champagne?
[Gladys take the diet champagne]
Nate Johnson : and uh, all the candles that you have.
Gladys : We don't carry candles.
Nate Johnson : Give me a road flare.
Gladys : That's for emergency use only.
Nate Johnson : This is an emergency.
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Gladys : [Gladys comes by and sees Nate's swimming trunks on the hook, she then looks at Nate in the hot tub with four other women] So, Mr. Johnson,
[they look at Gladys]
Gladys : which one is your wife?
Nate Johnson : Hey, its not what it looks like.
Gladys : Well, guess you won't be needing these.
[takes Nate's trunks from the hook]
Nate Johnson : Oh, no, no, come on, I need those!