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(2003 Video)

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refinedsugar25 February 2024
'Virtual Lap Dancers' is a blast from the past when it comes to the early days of the internet. Danni Ashe intro's the video saying how these clips were the "most popular feature" on her website back in the day which comes as no surprise to me. Each scene gets you the featured lady's name and a subtitle only now it's not contained to a small window on your computer screen. There's enough good moments & lovely faces here to be worthy of a watch.

"Put Down The Remote" finds Danni upset her guy is watching porn so she gives him the real deal. It's a great segment if you're already a fan or hers or appreciate naturally busty blondes. Danni looks great - cleavage popping out of her tight bra - before she's naked. She's also wearing nylons and rips them open exposing her kitty that the camera fully captures. It might have gotten off to a slow start, but the later visuals make up for it (6.5 mins). "Wake-Up Call" has model Erica Campbell giving her gf (Danni) a lapdance to get her out of bed. The camera action is up close & personal which captures Erica's great boobs before moving onto a couch for some nice visuals downstairs (4.5 mins).

"Dressing Room" has Aria Giovanni finish getting her makeup done and then proceeds to immediately give Danni a lapdance. Off goes the matching bra and panties as Danni feels her up off and on & Aria licks one of Danni's nipples (6 mins). "Hard At Work" sees Friday catch her male co-worker trying to sneak a peak at her butt when she bends over at a filing cabinet. Naturally she does the only thing that makes sense next - gives him a hot lapdance. The glasses she's wearing really enhance her look as she bounces on the guys lap, grinds her ass (5.5 mins).

"Dancing Diva" is Bettie Ballhaus in a sound booth stripping from her dress. The visual highlight is when she put the guys hands on her boobs and allowed him to rub them (6 mins). "A Passion For Art" sees Nikki Nova get turned on by a piece of artwork and quickly grinding her butt, but she spent most of the time not in the lap position (5.5 mins). "The Fan" has Monica Mendez so excited to meet a star that she bribes a security guy with a lapdance to get access. I've always been a fan of Monica, but this underwhelmed (6 mins).

"Nap Time Nookie" has Kim Chambers wake up horny on a couch and this lapdance gets pretty hot because for one reason or another the guy is allowed to run his hands all over her body. She also ends up back on the couch allowing for full body shots (6.5 mins). "Popsicle Girl" sees Sydney Moon needing something else to lick. You get to stare at her cleavage for a bit, but it's actually her lovely butt that comes out first. Then a view of her shaved kitty and of course big natural boobs (5.5 mins). "For The Boys" allows Sierra to show some patriotic pride as her massive natural boobs burst from a ripped t-shirt and USA print bikini. I was really happy with this scene - because much like fellow hardcore lady Kim - she gives a talented performance and doesn't shy away from going the extra mile. The guy gets to cup her breasts and gets her shaking her ass smack dab in his lap (5.5 mins).

This is one of those videos that I felt the momentum shift during watching. 'Virtual Lap Dancers' started off great - Danni, Erica - perked up again when Friday hit the screen and then again at the end for Kim & Sierra. All the models are pretty, but it has to be acknowledged that the ones most obviously skilled at the theme come off the best. Not staying focused on always being in the lap POV style and some cheap production design deduct points here.
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