Little Black Book (2004)

Kevin Sussman: Ira

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• Ira : [During a pitch meeting]  "Little Black Books."

  Carl : Do not follow.

  Ira : Electronic little black books.

  Carl : As in?

  Ira : As in Palms... BlackBerries, desk organizers. Electronic footprints of where your man has been and with whom. Under the right circumstances, they could be a girl's best friend.

• Ira : [On the phone]  Hello, Lulu Fritz? Ira Nachlis. Senior associate producer/producer, Kippie Kann Do. Listen, "I Model, Then I Barf Quietly"... is one of our highest-rated shows.

  Stacy : [alarmed]  What are you doing?

  Ira : [to Stacy]  I am trying to give a young innocent her 15 minutes of fame. Now...

  [back on the phone with Lulu] 

  Ira : I'm sorry. Lulu... we're thinking of having a special next month. We'd like you to come in tomorrow for an interview. Excellent. We'll do lunch and throw up... Catch up.

• Ira : [Kippie is having trouble remembering his name]  Ira.

  [pause] 

  Ira : Nachlis.

  Kippie Kann : Nice to meet you.

  Ira : [to himself]  I've worked here for three years.

• Ira : What's he do for a living?

  Stacy : [referring to the NHL team]  He works for the Devils.

  Ira : Who doesn't? Kidding.