The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Abra Catastrophe! (2002)

Carlos Alazraqui: Mr. Crocker, Ape #2

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Quotes 

• Denzel Crocker : If they don't dissect you, do you wanna come to my party on Friday?

• Denzel Crocker : You know what this bow down needs? SHRIMP PUFFS.

  [shrimp puffs fall from the sky] 

  Townspeople : AH. SHRIMP PUFFS.

• [Timmy, disguised, threatens Crocker] 

  Denzel Crocker : Hmm. What could an evil ruler say in a time like this?

  Wanda : [captured]  I'm gonna let the fairy go?

  Denzel Crocker : NO. But good try, though. I respect that. He'd say SILENCE.

• Wanda : When are you going to let me out?

  Denzel Crocker : What's today?

  Wanda : Tuesday.

  Denzel Crocker : Wednesday, Thursday... NEVER!

• [Timmy flees the classroom] 

  Denzel Crocker : Oh no you don't. You need a hall pass for that.

• [Timmy and Crocker are fighting in a sub-atomic universe] 

  Timmy : You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom.

  [Timmy fires one of cupid's arrows, but...] 

  Denzel Crocker : HA-HAAA! You MISSED!

  Timmy : [smugly]  Wasn't aiming at ya.

• Principal Waxelplax : Crocker! What's the meaning of this fork in my fanny?

  Denzel Crocker : Uh... It's Cupid's fork... Of love... I LOVE YOU!

  Principal Waxelplax : Well, this is so sudden... and unwanted.