The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Abra Catastrophe! (2002)

Daran Norris: Cosmo, Jorgen, Dad

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Quotes 

• Mom , Dad : And that's the truth.

• Mom : Maybe Timmy's right. Maybe we do fudge the truth too much.

  Dad : Now honey, I'm sure Timmy's overreacting. Let's just pop in the tape and see how long it takes to catch ourselves in a little white lie.

  Mom : You're right. I'll bet there's not a single lie on any of these tapes.

  [Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape] 

  Mom , Dad : The stork.

  Dad : Wow. That was quick.

• Cosmo : This could be a whole new adventure for us. Who knows what unique and interesting things monkeys could wish for?

  Bippy : Ook ahk.

  Cosmo : COOL.

  [Cosmo grants wish, bannana appears] 

• [while the world is being ruled by apes] 

  Cosmo : [sings]  I love the species that throws their own feces.

• Jorgen von Strangle : [after being cleared of memory]  What was I going to do next?

  Cosmo : Uhhh... Scramble the fairies?

  Jorgen von Strangle : YES! I like to scramble the fairies!

• Cosmo : I'm terrible at small talk! Ask me about the weather!

  Timmy : Uhhh... How's the weather?

  Cosmo : JEFF! See!

• Cosmo : He either said 'Make humans the dominant species on Earth again', or he just wanted a banana. I dunno, I could be paraphrasing.