- Ms. Duvet: Do you know this disgusting ritual originates with a pagan holiday?
- Green Graves: Yeah, so does Christmas.
- Billy Martin: She's my first cousin, and the cutest one I got, too. Like I always say, the closer kin, the deeper in.
- [chucking]
- Mr. Tightwiler: [on the local Christian fundamentalists picketing the hell house attractions] There one dog short of a c**n hunt