Whoopi (2003–2004)

Whoopi Goldberg: Mavis Rae

Quotes 

• [Mavis's hotel is hosting a George Bush event in on room and a lesbian wedding in another room] 

  Mavis : Which event are you here for?

  Lady : The Bush event

  Mavis : Which one?

• [referring to Rita] 

  Courtney : You don't like her because she's white?

  Mavis : I don't like her 'cause she's twelve!

• Courtney : Rita has a certain joie de vivre. She's fun, unpredictable, and she's introduced me to hip-hop and rap, and just a whole world I've never known.

  Mavis : So she's teaching you how to be black?

• Mavis : Nasim, the thing is nobody can tell the difference between Arabs and Persians, and quite frankly, nobody cares.

  Nasim : We followed your East Coast/West Coast rap wars. There were Tupac/Biggie updates every half-hour on al-Jazeera!