Whoopi (2003–2004)

Omid Djalili: Nasim, Nasim Khatenjami

Quotes 

• Courtney : You sure you know what you're doing?

  Nasim : Excuse me, I was trained by the Iranian Militia to build a missile system... which we do not have!

• Nasim : I haven't felt this oppressed since the Ayatollah blew up my beach house.

• Mavis : Nasim, the thing is nobody can tell the difference between Arabs and Persians, and quite frankly, nobody cares.

  Nasim : We followed your East Coast/West Coast rap wars. There were Tupac/Biggie updates every half-hour on al-Jazeera!