The Matador (2005)

Greg Kinnear: Danny Wright

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Quotes 

• Julian Noble : The margaritas always taste better in Mexico.

  Danny Wright : They certainly do.

  Julian Noble : Margaritas and cock.

• [trying to convince Danny to help him on a hit] 

  Julian Noble : Come on! It'll be a good time!

  Danny Wright : Oh, so now killing people is a good time?

  Julian Noble : ...Can be.

• Danny Wright : [discussing possible escape routes]  That door over there, if it weren't locked.

  Julian Noble : A Vietnamese girl I once knew had her legs so locked together I couldn't get a whiff of her spring roll. Two drinks, half a quaalude later, I was at an all you can eat buffet. Every lock can be broken. It's just a matter of will and whether it's worth it.

• Danny Wright : [after just learning Julian lied about having a wife]  I mean, what else is a lie?

  Bean : Are you even an assassin?

• [a tree crashes through the kitchen as Danny and Bean make love on the table] 

  Danny Wright : Still horny?

• Julian Noble : An assassin without confidence is a horrible thing to behold. It's like a relief pitcher who fumbles the ball.

  Danny Wright : Please tell me you know you mixed two sports in a metaphor.

  Julian Noble : Huh? Yeah, I can't do that.

• Danny Wright : My luck... My luck has been so bad. If we don't get this job I don't know what I'll do. I think you're right - I'm afraid I might lose Bean.

• Julian Noble : Now, escape routes.

  Danny Wright : Escape routes?

  Julian Noble : Well you don't want to get caught right?

  Danny Wright : Oh, right.

  Julian Noble : Don't get caught. It sucks.