Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Lucy Davis: Dianne

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• Liz : Shaun?

  Shaun : Yeah?

  Liz : You see what I'm saying?

  Shaun : Yep, totally.

  Liz : I know he's your best friend, but you do live with him.

  Shaun : I know.

  Liz : It's not that I don't like Ed.

  [Liz looks over at Ed who is playing an arcade game] 

  Liz : Ed, it's not that I don't like you.

  Ed : It's all right.

  Liz : It would just be nice if we could...

  Ed : [talking to the arcade machine]  Fuck!

  Liz : ...spend a bit more time together...

  Ed : [talking to the arcade machine]  Bollocks!

  Liz : ...just the two of us.

  Ed : [talking to the arcade machine]  Cock it!

  Liz : It's just with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flat-mates out and then that only exacerbates things.

  Shaun : What do you mean?

  Liz : Well you guys hardly get on, do you?

  Shaun : No, what does "exacerbate" mean?

  Liz : It means um, to make things worse.

  Shaun : Right. Well I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di.

  [Shaun looks over at David and Di at the table next to them] 

  Shaun : Guys, it's not that I don't like you.

  David , Dianne : [together]  It's all right.

  Shaun : And it's not that I don't want to spend time with you cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.

  Ed : Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

• [describing the zombies] 

  Dianne : Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

• Ed : [Directing Shaun on where to shoot]  There!

  Shaun : Where?

  Ed : Three o'clock!

  Dianne : Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve.

  Shaun : What?

  David : Eleven forty-five!

  Shaun : Keep it simple!

  Ed : Top left!

• Dianne : I don't think he'd leave us, Davs.

  David : Wouldn't he? Lizzy, how can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable? A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing? It's... This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do now?

  Ed : We could get a round in.

• David : You still haven't met his mum?

  Shaun : Not yet!

  Dianne : Don't you get on with your mum, Shaun?

  Shaun : It's not that I don't get on with her...

  David : Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun?

  Shaun : No! I love my mum!

  Ed : I love his mum too.

  Shaun : Ed!

  Ed : [singing]  She's like butter!

  Shaun : Ed!

• David : What are we going to eat?

  Dianne : Toasties!

  Ed : There's a Breville out back.

  David : Great. Saved by nibbles.

• Dianne : SHAUN!

  [Dianne throws a dart and misses] 

  Shaun : NO!

  [Dianne throws another dart and hits the zombie] 

  Shaun : YES, yes, in the head!

  [Dianne throws a third dart and hits Shaun in the head on accident] 

  Shaun : AHHHHHHHHH!

• Shaun : All right, I've got a car outside, but it's going to be a bit cramped, so has anyone got transport?

  Dianne : Yes, yes!

  Shaun : Great, where?

  Dianne : Oh? No, well I passed my test.

• Dianne : Daffs is always taking me to see these listed buildings, and I'm always dragging him to the theatre.

• Shaun : Well, I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di, you know.

  [to David and Diane] 

  Shaun : Guys, it's not that I don't like you.

  Dianne : [shrugs]  It's all right.

  Shaun : [turns to Liz]  And I do want to spend time with you.

  [pause] 

  Shaun : It's just Ed doesn't have too many friends...

• Liz , Declan : [as each survivor passes by their parallel counterpart]  Hi.

  David , Mark : [formally]  Hello.

  Dianne , Maggie : [friendly]  Hi!

  Barbara , Yvonne's Mum : [politely]  Hello.

  Ed , Cousin Tom : [too involved with their cell phones, briefly glancing at each other, muttering]  Hello.

• [the gang are practicing pretending to be zombies; Barbara has a stoic, blank look on her face] 

  Dianne : OK. Barbara, that's excellent.

  Barbara : [snaps out of it]  Sorry, dear, I was miles away.