Jamie Kennedy: Creepy Guy
Quotes
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Kumar : [walks up to a bush and starts peeing] Ahh.
[Creepy Guy walks up out of nowhere and starts peeing right next to him]
Kumar : 'Scuse me, I just...
Creepy Guy : Huh?
Kumar : I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?
Creepy Guy : What?
Kumar : I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...
Creepy Guy : Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
Kumar : Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
Creepy Guy : Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
Kumar : No, it's just... I just...
Creepy Guy : This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar : No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy : You the king of the forest?
Kumar : I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy : What?
Creepy Guy : You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Kumar : Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.
[they pee in silence for a bit]
Creepy Guy : [quietly] Nice pubes.
Kumar : [pauses, creeped out] Thanks.
