Malin Akerman: Liane
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Liane : So, are you boys gonna fuck me now or what?
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[Harold and Kumar are playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to see gets to have sex with Liane first]
Liane : Um, sorry, but if you boys want me you have to do me at the same time.
Harold : Huh?
Liane : C'mon! Give me the double stuff!
Kumar : I'm not sure we quite understand, Liane.
Liane : I want you both inside me simultaneously.
Kumar : One hole or two?
Liane : Whatever you want.
Harold : Sorry. No, thank you.
Kumar : Dude, if it's two holes it might not be that bad. Shuck on anus!
Harold : Forget it! I don't want our balls rubbing against each other.
Kumar : What, are you kidding?
Harold : No way! Forget it!
Kumar : How about blow jobs? Can we get blow jobs?
Liane : [Liane ponders for a moment] Well, ok.
