Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) Poster

Brad Borbridge: Officer Martone

Quotes 

  • Officer Martone : [notices the jail door keys in the jail door, and Jackson sitting inside the cell reading a book]  Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!

    Tarik : What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.

    Officer Reilly : He's trying to break free! Get him!

    Tarik : Aw, shit.

    [gets up and spread eagles on the cell wall, while still holding the book in one hand] 

    Officer Martone : Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!

    Tarik : That's not a gun, that's a book.

    Officer Reilly : Secure the book!

    Officer Palumbo : Book is secure. You bring this filth

    [book is on human rights] 

    Officer Palumbo : in here? What is this shit?

  • Kumar : Excuse me officer. Let me take a couple of guesses. You were probably the big asshole in your high school, right?

    Officer Martone : Absolutely right.

    Kumar : Used to pick on guys like us every day, right?

    Officer Martone : With pleasure.

    Kumar : Then graduation day came, and we went to college, and you went nowhere, and you thought, "Hey, how can I still give them shit? I know, I'll become a cop."

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