Quotes
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Officer Martone : [notices the jail door keys in the jail door, and Jackson sitting inside the cell reading a book] Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!
Tarik : What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.
Officer Reilly : He's trying to break free! Get him!
Tarik : Aw, shit.
[gets up and spread eagles on the cell wall, while still holding the book in one hand]
Officer Martone : Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!
Tarik : That's not a gun, that's a book.
Officer Reilly : Secure the book!
Officer Palumbo : Book is secure. You bring this filth
[book is on human rights]
Officer Palumbo : in here? What is this shit?
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Kumar : Excuse me officer. Let me take a couple of guesses. You were probably the big asshole in your high school, right?
Officer Martone : Absolutely right.
Kumar : Used to pick on guys like us every day, right?
Officer Martone : With pleasure.
Kumar : Then graduation day came, and we went to college, and you went nowhere, and you thought, "Hey, how can I still give them shit? I know, I'll become a cop."