James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing (2003 Video Game)

John Cleese: Q

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Quotes 

• Q : Ah, 007, we have some new equipment for you. Have you met my new assistant, Miss Nagai?

  Bond, James : I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

  Q : And you won't if I have any say in the matter.

• Q : Now, 007, do try to return this equipment in pristine condition.

  Bond, James : I'll do my best.

  Q : That's what I was afraid of.

• Q : [Bond escapes Peru on aboard an aeroplane]  Congratulations 007. You saved the girl and destroyed most of my equipment. I hope you're happy 007?

  Bond, James : Better than saving the equipment and losing the girl, don't you agree?

  Q : [annoyed]  Oh, 007 I give up!

• Q : Time is short 007. We only had time to upgrade your grenades.

  Bond, James : [Miss Nagai hands him a coin, which is a grenade]  More change, Q?

  Miss Nagai : This grenade sends out an eletric magnetic pluse, destroying any eletronic device near the blast.

  Bond, James : [throws the coin near some monitors and detonates the grenade, destroying the monitors]  A Stunning development.

  Q : [annoyed]  Oh, grow up.

• Q : [after reaching the plane]  Congradulations 007. You saved the girl and destroyed most of my equipment.

  Bond, James : That's better than saving the equipment and losing the girl, don't you agree?

  Q : [Slightly annoyed]  Oh, 007 I give up.