Shortbus (2006)

PJ DeBoy: Jamie

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Quotes 

• Jamie : Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?

  Ceth : No.

• Sofia : I'm pre-orgasmic.

  Jamie : Does that mean you're about to have one?

• [Jamie jumps on Shabbos] 

  Jamie : Ah! You got a boner!

  Shabbos Goy : That's my cell phone, you fuckin' albino butch faggot!

• Jamie : [to Sofia]  Let's face it, monogamy's for straight people.

• Jamie : I just have to switch the film, we're going to watch a three-hour Gertrude Stein documentary.

  Justin Bond : Sounds like a real weenie-shrinker. Come on, let's go get laid.

• Jamie : [to James]  Do you love me? You don't love me anymore.

• [repeated line] 

  Jamie : I'm an albino!

• Jamie : Recently we started talking about opening up our relationship.

  James : Sexually, you know.