Postal 2 (2003 Video Game)
Rick Hunter: The Postal Dude
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Quotes
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The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
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The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
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The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
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The Postal Dude : [shoots someone] That one's for your mother!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude : That one's for the Pope!
[shoots another person]
The Postal Dude : That one's for Bobo the space-monkey!
[shoots someone else]
The Postal Dude : That one's cause I have ammo left in my gun!
[shoots last person, bells ring]
The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!
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The Postal Dude : Bless me, Father, for I have REALLY sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
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The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
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The Postal Dude : Hi there -- would you like to sign my petition?
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The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
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The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
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The Postal Dude : Here I was, just minding my own business enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
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The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
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The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
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The Postal Dude : [after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper] Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
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The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
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The Postal Dude : [after smoking crack pipe] This can't be good for me, but I feel great!
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The Postal Dude : [Urinating quote 1] That's the ticket!
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The Postal Dude : [Urinating Quote 3] Now the flowers will grow.
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The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
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The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
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The Postal Dude : [after putting on Police Uniform] I am The Law
[laughs evilly]
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The Postal Dude : You probably think I'm not a nice person...
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The Postal Dude : Today's the first day of the end of your lives.
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The Postal Dude : Come on, hurry up -- don't you have minorities to oppress?
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The Postal Dude : [Urinating Quote 2] Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.
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The Postal Dude : [after being rebuffed] You gotta be fucking KIDDING!
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The Postal Dude : [Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store] Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
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The Postal Dude : [at the end of the game] Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
[gunshot]
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The Postal Dude : [being arrested] Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, just cuff me already, big man!
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The Postal Dude : [after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop] Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
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The Postal Dude : [after smoking some catnip] Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!
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The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!
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The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.
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The Postal Dude : [Petition signing line #2] Look, just sign the stupid petition -- I've got stuff to do.
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The Postal Dude : Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!
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The Postal Dude : [Petition signing line #3] Will you sign this petition, *or* will it be your surviving family members?
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The Postal Dude : [Entering Lucky Ganesh's shop] *Gahd*, what is that awful stench?
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The Postal Dude : [after killing someone while dressed as a cop] Move along!
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Vince Desi : Nothing personal, man, but you're fired.
The Postal Dude : ...but, I just started yesterday!
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Postal Dude's Wife : And when you're done screwing around, I left a list of chores for you on the fridge!
The Postal Dude : [*annoyed*] Jesus, woman...