- Mike: They used to call me 'stupid kid'. 'Stupid kid', 'stupid kid'.
- Miss Goldwyn: Don't you ever get angry? Don't you ever want to take that pen and stab someone in the eye? Just what the hell makes you so special?
- Mike: I had my angel to look after me.
- Principal: What's up with that boy? You know the well dressed one?
- Secretary: Michael? He's our boy toy!
- Principal: You wish!