Asterix and the Vikings (2006)

Evan Rachel Wood: Abba

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• Abba : [Vikea has just given Timandahaf a "shopping" list of all the things she wants him to bring back from his raid. Abba walks in carrying a chest]  Okay. Is it time to go, I'm all ready!

  Timandahaf : Abba, I've told you a hundred times, this is not a pleasure cruise, it's a business trip!

  Abba : Daddy, please... pretty please? Let me come with you just this once and then I'll never bother you again, I promise.

  Timandahaf : Well... eh... Absolutly not! No women and no children on board!

  [Abba keeps trying to get a word in] 

  Timandahaf : Don't argue! I have spoken! By Thor and Odin put together!

  [Abba is clearly getting mad] 

  Timandahaf : And don't you go bezerk on me, young lady!

  [Abba kicks down a shelf in frustration, which in turn knocks down the other shelves, destroying all the family's mugs and plates] 

  Vikea : I'll make you another list.

• [Abba has been told she's going to marry Olaf; the Vikings are dragging her and Justforkix away from each other] 

  Abba : Justforkix! No!

  Justforkix : Abba! Don't worry, Abba, I'll take care of this -

  [tries to sound important] 

  Justforkix : As the Champion of F...

  Justforkix : [gets hit on the head with a club] 

• Justforkix : So, uh, when are you gonna talk to your father about setting me free?

  Abba : As soon as you teach me to fly!

  Justforkix : Uh... yeah, about that. I was just... wondering... what's your policy on people who... promise something and then can't... deliver on it?

  Abba : Oh, you mean a liar? Look up there.

  [Gestures with her head] 

  Abba : [Justforkix looks up and sees a skeleton imbedded in the ice, an axe in it's skull] 

  Justforkix : Aaah! What is *that?*

  Abba : The last guy who lied to me. Daddy took care of him.

  Justforkix : S-so how about three o'clock Tuesday for your first flying lesson?

  [laughs nervously] 

• [Justforkix is tied to the mast on the Viking ship - he has just been reunited with SMS, who has flown to him from Gaul] 

  Abba : Hey! Cool bird! It's yours, right?

  Justforkix : Uh... yeah, it's... it's mine alright.

  Abba : Are you the Champion?

  Justforkix : [trying to sound important]  My name is Justforkix. Who are you?

  Abba : Oh, yeah, sorry - I'm Abba.

  Justforkix : Can - can you help me?

  Abba : Yeah, if I can.

  [Abba sees that he's shivering - she takes off her coat, revealing her skimpy Vikingette dress beneath] 

  Justforkix : Wow!

  Justforkix : [Abba wraps the coat around him]  Thanks - yeah, that's nice.

  [Continues to shiver] 

  Abba : Are you cold?

  Justforkix : N-no... I'm not cold. I'm... I'm... afraid.

  Abba : [gasps]  You are so *lucky*!

  Justforkix : Lucky?

  Abba : To be able to fly!

  Justforkix : *Fly*?

  Abba : Oh, I'd love to be able to fly up in the sky, and then soar higher and higher right up to the sun!

  Justforkix : Uh...

  Abba : Oh, please, teach me? Tell me your secrets?

  Justforkix : Uh... if you help me get home, I'll, uh, give it a try...

  Timandahaf : What is this?

  [to Abba] 

  Timandahaf : I've told you a hundred times, not to talk to strangers!

  Justforkix : S-s-sorry!

  Timandahaf : Not *you*! *Her!*

  Abba : Gee, Dad, thanks for embarrassing me in front of the hostage!