Eating Out (I) (2004)
Rebekah Kochan: Tiffani von der Sloot
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Quotes
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[Tiffani stands in the doorway]
Tiffani : I hear you have phone trouble, Miss Thing.
Kyle : That's Mister Miss Thing to you.
Caleb Peterson : Tiffani?
Tiffani : You little hose huffer!
Frank Peterson : Why don't you come join us?
Tiffani : Gomez, Morticia, and little Wednesday.
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Caleb Peterson : I think you turned me gay.
Tiffani : I did not "turn you gay!" How could you say that?
Caleb Peterson : I mean, don't take it personally.
Tiffani : I am a person! How else am I supposed to take it?
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Gwen Anderson : [to Caleb's parents] You know, you guys seem really nice.
Marc : Oh, my God. Gwen, don't.
Gwen Anderson : Caleb, honey, I'm gonna do you a really big favor.
Kyle : Oh, shit.
Gwen Anderson : You'll hate me now but you'll love me later.
Marc : Gwen, please.
Kyle : Shit.
Gwen Anderson : Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, your son is gay.
Jamie Peterson : [punching Caleb's arm] Fag, you're it!
Tiffani : I turned him gay, but I can turn him back.
Jamie Peterson : No fag-backs.
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Tiffani : My titties didn't "occur" to you? Look at them, Caleb! They occur to every man I meet, but not you!
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Caleb Peterson : I waited twenty-four days to have sex with you.
Tiffani : Well, I didn't want to seem like a slut!