Astro Boy (2009)

Ryan Stiles: Mr. Moustachio, Burning Robot

Quotes 

• French Waiter Robot : Table for one. Smoking or non-smoking?

  Burning Robot : Smoking. I'm smoking. I'm definitely smoking!

• [First lines] 

  Narrator : Here we are, floating peacefully in the sky. Metro City, the jewel in the crown. Beautiful isn't it? But how did we get here?

  Narrator : [In flashinmation]  A century ago, the founders of Metro City, seeing our world was changing, took Mount Sofia and lifted it out of the Earth and into the sky, to be an oasis, a floating paradise.

  Narrator : [In CGI]  We don't really know what happens these days on the strange and mysterious surface we left behind. But life in Metro City is better than ever, thanks to...

  Narrator : [in flashinmation]  "Our Friends The Robots". Robots do our shopping. They cook for us. They serve our meals. They take good care of us. They even do the really important things like, reminding us to call Mom on her birthday. Whether it's raising our children, building our buildings, taking care of our city or making sure we're all fit and healthy. For these guys, no job is too big... or too small. Plus,

  'Our Friends' Narrator : [in CGI]  robots do a lot of things that, frankly, we just don't want to do anymore.

  [a robot cleaner gets crashed by a truck] 

  Boy : [Points at the broken robot parts]  Oh no!

  'Our Friends' Narrator : Don't worry folks, that street will get clean. The best and brightest of them get picked for the more exciting tasks. This lucky guy is starting the first day at his new job.

  [Car crashes offscreen and the researchers writes the results] 

  'Our Friends' Narrator : aAnd it's all thanks to this man: Dr. Tenma, head of the Ministry of Science, and father of modern robotics. Thanks to him, and the incredible inventions he introduced...

  Student : [overlaps]  Hey Toby, isn't that your dad?

  Boy : It sure is.

  Mr. Moustachio : [at Toby]  Hush!

  'Our Friends' Narrator : Our Friends The Robots helps us. Thousands are created each day

  'Our Friends' Narrator : [in flash]  and thousands are disposed of in the great unending cycle that sustains life, in our great city. Thanks for everything guys. May you rust in peace.

  [Narrators chuckles as Mr. Moustachio turns off the screen] 

• Mr. Moustachio : [at Toby, who finished the pop quiz]  Yes, Toby. Is there a problem?

  Toby Tenma : [Carrying the quiz]  There's no problem. I'm just finished, and I'd like to leave.

  Mr. Moustachio : Finished?

  Toby Tenma : For rocket science, it wasn't exactly rocket science.

  Mr. Moustachio : [with Toby's quiz]  I don't suppose there's much point in you staying...

  [Moustachio realized that Toby is leaving] 

  Toby Tenma : Good lucky, guys.

  [Toby leaves the school] 

  Mr. Moustachio : [as Toby's quiz is 100% sucessful]  Just like his father.