Guys and Balls (2004)

Carlo Ljubek: Udo

Quotes 

• Udo : [seeing Ecki and Sven hug after their team wins a goal]  Why not f*ck, you twerps!

  Sven : [restraining Ecki]  Ecki! Come on.

  Udo : [taunting]  Come here, you pansy!

  Sven : [pulling Ecki aside]  Hey! I'm here 'cause I wanna win with you.

• Udo : Send her over! It's about time she got tamed by a real man!

  Ecki : So she can bite your other ear? At least you'd be symmetrical then, Spock!