Melinda and Melinda (2004)

Will Ferrell: Hobie

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• Susan : I wish we could afford a place in the Hamptons. Everybody who's anybody has one.

  Hobie : Yeah, but if you're somebody who's nobody, it's no fun to be around anybody who's everybody.

• Hobie : What? What's going on? Wait, all? we used to make love all the time and now, there's always an excuse.

  Susan : I told you, I'm going through an emotionally difficult time creatively.

  Hobie : You feel like we don't communicate anymore?

  Susan : Of course we communicate. Now can we not talk about it anymore?

• Greg : What do you do for exercise?

  Hobie : Tiddly winks. And an occasional anxiety attack.

• Hobie : I think it'd be only fair to tell you. I'm a Liberal.

  Stacey : Oh. Are you talking politically, or in the bedroom?

  Hobie : I was talking politically. In the bedroom I'm a left-wing Liberal.

• Melinda : Uh I've been having a bad time so I just took some sleeping pills.

  Hobie : Sleeping pills? How many?

  Melinda : Uh... twenty-eight.

  Susan : Oh my god, Hobie make some black coffee.

  Melinda : No, I'm allergic to coffee, but do you have any vodka?

• Walt Wagner : Maybe you should go back to your shrink... Discuss it.

  Hobie : He just recommended Prozac. I think he has stock in the company, honestly.

• Hobie : They still talk about my portrayal of King Lear. I played it with a limp.

• Hobie : Did I tell you I played Uncle Vanya once? With a limp. It was interesting.

• Hobie : So, I have to ask you, how'd you go from living on the Upper East Side to St. Louis?

  Melinda : I moved there for him. He was gorgeous. He was talented, he was sexy, he was a doctor, he was charming...

  Hobie : Yes, but where's the attraction?

  Melinda : He just knew how to touch me.

  Hobie : You mean emotionally?

  Melinda : No, with his hands.

• Hobie : I had no idea a Republican could be that sexy.

• Hobie : She's gorgeous. Hard to believe a Republican could be that sexual.

• Susan : You look a little carsick.

  Hobie : Why, 'cause I'm the color of guacamole?

• Susan : Isn't he charming, and don't tell me he's not gorgeous!

  Hobie : If you like perfect features.

• Susan : Try it, Hobie, it's good manners.

  Hobie : Since when do I have good manners?

• Melinda : [Melinda wants to fix Hobie up with someone]  What does she do?

  Billy Wheeler : Investment counseling.

  Hobie : One of those business suits who makes love to you on a conference call.