The Three Stooges (2012)

Marianne Leone: Sister Ricarda

Quotes 

• Terrified Nun : It's not my turn, get somebody else.

  Mother Superior : Sister Ricarda, how about you? Will you please go tell the boys to come down for lunch?

  Sister Ricarda : Uh, I would, Mother Superior, I swear I would, but the doctor told me to steer clear of them for a couple of weeks. on account of my nerves.

  Mother Superior : How about you, Sister Rosemary?

  Sister Rosemary : Oh yeah, just like the army? Put the black folks on the front line? Uh-uh. What about Sister Mary-Mengele? She knows how to handle them.

  Mother Superior : Oh, poor thing, she has a toothache, so she went to lie down.

  Sister Rosemary : You mean she's asleep? Where are the boys?

• Larry : [Larry and Curly enter the orphanage]  Hello?

  Curly : Anybody home?

  [a TV commercial voice can be heard: "Hi, I'm Al Cerrone. Four-wheel drive SUVs just like this, with a gas saving, six-cylinder engine, only $19,995; and pickups, automatic and air, only $16,000. My promise is you'll be..."] 

  Larry : Sister Ricarda.

  Sister Ricarda : Boys, what are you doing here?

  Curly : We've been looking everywhere for Moe. Have you seen him?

  Sister Ricarda : Yeah, I - I see him almost every night on TV. He's on that Jersey... beach people show.

  Sister Ricarda : [Larry and Curly look at each other with surprise]  You didn't know? Moe's a big celebrity now.

  Curly : Oh... good for him.

  Larry : Yeah... looks like he didn't need us after all... So, what happened here? Where are all the kids?

  Sister Ricarda : Well, they're closing us down on Monday, so... we had to start moving everyone out.

  Larry : But we told you to wait! We were gonna get the money!

  Sister Ricarda : You got the money?

  Curly : We got the money?

  Larry : Well... no... but we're working on it.

  Curly , Sister Ricarda : Oh. Oh.

  Peezer : Well, at least you tried.

  Larry , Curly : Peez!

  [Larry and Curly chuckle, Larry gives Peezer a high five] 

  Larry : Thank God you're still here!

  Peezer : They tried to shoo me out, but I told them I wasn't leaving without her.

  Curly : Without who?

  [Larry, Curly, and Peezer go into the next room where Mother Superior is praying at Murph's bedside] 

  Curly : Murph?

  Mother Superior : I'm sorry, boys, Murph is very ill.

  Larry : Why isn't she in a hospital?

  Mother Superior : Well...

  Sister Mary-Mengele : [Mary-Mengele interrupts Mother Superior]  I'll tell you why... Because we don't have any medical insurance.

• Sister Mary-Mengele : [walks into room]  That's it. I quit.

  Mother Superior : What?

  Sister Mary-Mengele : It's too dangerous living around here with those three boys. I need a safer working environment.

  Mother Superior : But, where would you go?

  Sister Mary-Mengele : Don't worry about me. I got a cousin who hauls traps on one of those Alaskan crab boats. One of the crew fell off and got eaten by sharks. He's gonna slide me right into that slot.

  Sister Ricarda : You think they got room for one more?