Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004 Video Game)

Richard Chang: Su Xi Mu (Suzie)

Quotes 

• [CJ, Woozie, Suzie, Zero, one of Woozie's assistants, the occupant of the room and two other men are in the planning room] 

  Carl Johnson : It seems impossible to keep a secret around here! I would have thought the size of the room would keep the numbers down.

  Man #1 : Hey, speak up, we can't hear you back here!

  Carl Johnson : I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off.

  Man #1 : What did he say?

  Man #2 : [murmuring]  He said fuck off.

  [Man #1 and Man #2 leave] 

  Carl Johnson : [to the occupant]  Hey, what are you still doing here?

  Occupant : I live here.

  Carl Johnson : Oh, OK, you can stay.

  Occupant : Great.

  Su Xi Mu : Hey, where's the coffee and doughnuts?

  [CJ purposely ignores Suzie] 

  Carl Johnson : OK, look, I'm going to go shut off the city's power source. Woozie, look after these fools for me.

  Woozie : OK, now, the important thing to remember with a plan like this, is that... nothing can go wrong.

• [The usual six men that are planning the heist are in the planning room in the casino. CJ is at the front giving out instructions] 

  Carl Johnson : OK, we got the bikes. And Woozie's taken care of the uniforms. Now, we just gotta get an armoured van and re-spray it with the Caligula's Casino logo.

  Woozie : Why don't we steal one while it's on its rounds? That way we can make some money too.

  Carl Johnson : No, I don't want to get the crew caught up in some street level jacking - it could get ugly.

  Zero : I... I have an idea? Um... Have you ever seen those helicopters they use to lift heavy loads?

  Su Xi Mu : Yeah, they call 'em 'sky cranes'. We could lift the whole truck and take them to someplace safe.

  Woozie : Then we need to steal a sky crane. Unfortunately I'm not a pilot.

  Zero : No, me neither.

  Su Xi Mu : Hey, don't look at me.

  Assistant : Or me.

  Carl Johnson : Shit. I'll fly it, then. We can re-spray it at the airstrip.

  Zero : Yeah, Carl. It'll be just like fighting Berkley, only bigger!

  Carl Johnson : Yeah, thanks for that.

• [CJ and Woozie are in the planning room in the casino. CJ has the layout for Caligula's Casino on a board] 

  Carl Johnson : Now I know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this.

  Woozie : Very clever. So what's the prognosis? Is this just going to be extremely difficult, or next- to-impossible?

  Carl Johnson : Hear me out on this, homie. All right, the cash room is on the bottom level. There's a bunch of rooms and a tunnel under the whole building with access to the casino floors at either end of the complex. All right? Now, security consists of CCTV, a key code access and, in places, a swipe card.

  Woozie : Hey, are you pointing again?

  Carl Johnson : Oh, my bad - habit.

  Woozie : Ah, don't worry; it's good practice for when we finally get a crew in on this.

  Carl Johnson : Yeah, I know.

  [Suzie enters carrying a box] 

  Su Xi Mu : Hey boss, this arrived for CJ.

  Carl Johnson : Hey, hey hey hey! Damn, man - now he's seen the plans!

  Woozie : Well, then we've got our first recruit. Come on in and shut the door.

  [CJ opens the box that arrived for him] 

  Carl Johnson : All right, cool. This is a security card reader that Zero's sent over. Now all we need to do is get one of those cards...

  [Cut TO CJ outside the casino] 

  Carl Johnson : Luckily, there's always one guaranteed weak link in any security set up. The human heart.

• [CJ, Woozie, Suzie, one of Woozie's assistants, Zero and the occupant of the room are in the planning room in the casino. CJ is standing in front of the layout of Caligula's Casino] 

  Carl Johnson : All right, here's the plan. It's all about the art of deception. While I get as much heat on me as possible, y'all get away with the green.

  Zero : Question: how does the Mafia normally move cash out of Caligula's?

  Carl Johnson : Bingo! Stripes for Mr. Zero here.

  Occupant : Ha hey! Good job, you little ass kisser!

  [pats Zero on the back] 

  Zero : [moans in pain] 

  Carl Johnson : So, we're going to steal ourselves an armoured car and re-spray it so it looks like one of their regular trucks.

  Su Xi Mu : What about the police escorts? Whenever they move cash around they use police motorcycles as outriders.

  Carl Johnson : Exactly what I was thinking. C'mon, come with me, and we're gonna go get some cop wheels...

  [Cut TO CJ and Suzie outside the casino] 

  Carl Johnson : You get the Packer, hit the Julius Thruway and keep moving.