Special thanks to the highway 71 food mart
Special thanks to Preston Graham (our drunken boom operator)
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The producers would like to thank the entire cast and crew for their undying devotion to half-baked ideas and their determination to at least attempt the improbable.
So far as we know, the events depicted in this film never actually happend. And if ours is the side of right and there is any decency left in this world, they never will. (the word "happened" is spelled incorrectly).
After the credits roll, the final two minutes of the movie play again, with only one difference in a line of dialogue.