Accepted (2006) Poster

(2006)

Adam Herschman: Glen

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Quotes 

  • Bartleby Gaines : What the hell happened?

    Glen : An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs.

  • Glen : Oh look there's my old girlfriend Sarah Pellfan... YOU BROKE MY HEART!

  • Uncle Ben : Right or Left?

    Glen : Right

    Uncle Ben : Whose right?

    Glen : Your call

    Uncle Ben : You're an idiot!

    Glen : You're upset, go with what you feel. You got about twelve feet.

    [Trailer hits a tree] 

    Glen : Perfect

    Uncle Ben : Asshole.

  • Glen : [ordering around in the kitchen]  I got 85 pork tenderloins with balsamic vinegar demiglaze. Ka-blam! Eddie, we gotta pack these paninis for Rory's nature walk. Pronto! And someone get a rabbi down here to bless this chicken. Tomorrow we're gonna go kosher.

  • Bartleby Gaines : And they all paid first semester's tuition?

    Rory : Yep. 10,000 bucks apiece. I stopped counting after the first 100 checks.

    Glen : That's 74 million dollars.

    Rory : It's a million dollars, Glen.

    Glen : Yeah... In human dollars.

  • Glen : [holding a rambutan in his hand]  WHAT ARE YOU?

  • Hands : [while Bartleby is on the phone, Glen is on a ladder]  Hey Glen! Catch!

    Glen : [Jumps off of ladder into bush]  Mother of hell!

  • Bartleby Gaines : Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop?

    Glen : since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to

    Bartleby Gaines : why what happened?

    Glen : some political crap I got a zero on my SAT's.

    Sherman Schrader : you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right?

    Glen : ...aw DAMNIT!

  • Bartleby Gaines : Why'd you get fired?

    Glen : I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.

    Bartleby Gaines : That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?

    Glen : 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!

  • Hoyt Ambrose : You want me to give you something funny to laugh about?

    Bartleby Gaines : You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse?

    Glen : BATTLE ROYALE

  • Glen : [seeing the cobweb infested kitchen for the first time]  This kitchen is bitchin.

  • Glen : Holy Balls

  • Glen : Keep your voices down, people are playing.

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