Quotes
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Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist : [Gracie is disguised as the old mother of Joel to snoop around the nursing home] Are you interested in touring our facilities?
Joel : Oh, yes, we are very interested. I can't wait to get rid of her.
Gracie Hart : Oh, don't you listen to him. He's a momma's boy. Come here, cutie. Come here and let me fix your tie.
[grabs his tie]
Joel : Oh!
Gracie Hart : Such a momma's boy!
Joel : Ma, not now!
Gracie Hart : Momma's boy face, that's a momma's boy face!
[smacks him repeatedly on the cheek]
Joel : [rising] Do you have a euthanasia program?
Shirley, Assisted Living Receptionist : We just need to fill out some forms. If you'll give me one minute.