- Vocalist: [singing] Oh, why'd I fall for Abner? Oh, why'd I fall for him? There's rich men, poor me, Beggers and thieves, There's fat, there's tall, there's thin...
- Vocalist-Lead Guitarist: But a rich man, He's a sinner, And a beggar man ain't no good, A tall man's lazy and a fat man's crazy, A thin man can't chop wood...
- Vocalist-Lead Guitarist: [singing] You're purty and sweet
- Vocalist: And you're hard to beat
- Vocalist-Lead Guitarist, Vocalist: So, everything is swell!