[after a disastrous morning, the producer asks the director how much of this morning's filming he has actually completed]
Roland: So you've shot *nothing* all morning?
Phil Parish: Not yet.
Roland: Nothing of Scene 23?
Phil Parish: Not yet.
Roland: None of it?
Phil Parish: Not yet.
Roland: You've shot the master shot? You must have.
Phil Parish: [to Kelly] Tell him "not yet". I can't say it again - my brain's trapped.
Roland: So what the hell have you been doing?
Phil Parish: [facetiously] Sunbathing.
Roland: Phil, the schedule says another six days. You'll never finish it.
Phil Parish: We'll finish it! We'll finish it!
Roland: For God's sake tell Elliot that it is going well.
Phil Parish: He's a network executive. Lies don't fool him. He lies for a living.