Sex Up (2003 TV Movie)

Marcus Kaloff: Klaus Ziegler

Quotes 

• Gabi : [Ziege and his parents Gabi and Klaus witness the family dog in a strange condition of howling all the time]  What's up with the dog?

  Ziege : Aw, he just wanna bonk.

  Gabi : "Bonk"?

  Klaus : Shag...

  Gabi : Yeah, I know. It's just that... he's been castrated for ten years already.

• Gabi : Listen, did Anton maybe make hints into the direction of a girlfriend?

  Klaus : No, why?

  Gabi : Well, he's old enough. Maybe he's gay.

  Klaus : I don't think so!

  Gabi : Why not? I mean, he's got that poster of a half-naked man hanging in his room.

  Ziege : [whispering]  That's Eminem!