Kingdom Hearts II (2005 Video Game)

Jim Cummings: Ed, Pete, Tigger, Winnie the Pooh

Quotes 

• Pete : Aztec treasure, eh?

  Capt. Barbossa : Aye! And thanks to the curse put on it, we are neither among the livin' nor the dead.

  Pete : Really? 'Cause ya look like regular pirates to me.

  Capt. Barbossa : Ah, but in the moonlight...

  [the moon emerges from behind a cloud and turns Barbossa and his pirate crew into their cursed skeletal forms] 

  Pete : Whoa! Okay, now I get what you're sayin'... Well, if you see two doofuses and a brat holdin' a Keyblade, steer clear. They got a kinda magic that don't belong in this world, see? And nobody knows what it'll do to ya. 'Specially when the moon's showing whatcha really are.

  [the moon disappears behind another cloud and the pirates lose their skeletal form] 

  Capt. Barbossa : A match for Barbossa, you say?

• Sora : Hey, Pooh Bear! How you doing? Finding enough honey lately?

  Winnie the Pooh : Oh, yes. In fact, I was just about to do my stoutness exercises. Would you like to join me, Sora?

  Sora : Sure, I'm game!

• Winnie the Pooh : Hello, Somebody-I-Don't-Know!

• Sora : [to Barbossa and Pete]  That's Sora, Donald and Goofy to you! And don't you forget it!

  Capt. Barbossa : Aye, that we wont, and we'll engrave it on your tombstones, to be sure

  Pete : Woah, I like your style

• Pete : Ooh, ow!

  Goofy : You know, somethin' doesn't seem quite right here. Are you sure you're Pete?

  Pete : Well, of *course* I'm Pete. I'm the captain of the steamboat. So stop botherin' me, see?

  [waves his fist] 

  Pete : So hit the road! I gotta go find the little runt what stole my boat!

• Maleficent : [to Pete]  You absolute idiot! You've managed to fail at everything! And what's more... you foolishly thought you could take my place while I was away. Well, as of now, you're finished. Mark my words, there'll be no place for you when our time comes! Useless imbecile...

  [she leaves] 

  Pete : But-but... but I...

• [at Timeless River, Sora and co. encounter the old-timey Pete running past, almost out of breath] 

  Sora : Hey, hold it right there!

  Pete : No way, small fry! I finally found the pipsqueak what stole my steamboat!

  Donald Duck : Yeah! It was you!

  Pete : Right, me! No! No! It wasn't me! It's just somebody who looked like me!

  Sora : Aw, which is it?

• Sora : [to Simba after defeating Scar]  You're okay!

  Pete : [Approaches]  Aw, that was just a sneak preview! 'Cause this ain't over-not by a long shot!

  [Points over to cliff edge] 

  Pete : [Scar's paw comes up as he climbs backs up]  Anger and jealousy turned the king of Pride Rock into a Heartless! Oh, your kingdom's gonna rise again... But this time, as the Pride Lands of Darkness!

  [Scar jumps back onto cliff] 

  Simba : That's what you think!

  [Battle starts] 

• Maleficent : Why Pete, this castle is perfect. We should acciqure it...

  Pete : Well the setup is kinda nice I guess... but what about all the Heartless?

• Maleficent : I will be sending them

  [Heartless] 

  Maleficent : to Xemnas, or would you rather fight them yourself?

  Pete : Well my dear, I'd rather *run*!

• Pete : [confronting Sora's party in the Underworld]  What's wrong? Can't fight in the Underworld? Ohh, boo-hoo-hoo!

  Sora : Better think again!

• Pete : I got heartless all over the Underworld now. So you leave those pep-squeaks to me. Look, pal. You just keep working on turning Hercules into a Heartless. Then he'll be all mine.

  Hades : This is my underworld, you idiot! I'll handle this MYSELF!

  [snaps his fingers, Cerberus shows up] 

  Hades : Cerberus, go!

  [Cerberus roars off]